Romeoville, IL 02/15/08 Attendance 26 The Whites had 2 more players than the Reds at game time, so Tom O'Connor tried to go Red, but he could not find a Red sweater.  He played 1 period with the Whites and then went over to the Reds, leaving a team that was winning 1-0 Meaningful, on Hacksaw's goal and they also had a 2-1 Meaningless lead on a goal by George of the Jungle.  (Formerly known as Hat Trick George)  The Reds went on a scoring spree once TO joined the team.  Geno tied the meaningful
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	score in the second and TO got the game winner in the third.  The Reds also took the Meaningless  contest 7-4 on goals by the Flea, a beautiful tip of a Basketball Jones blast by Backhand Johnny.  Basketball Jones had a goal disallowed when the Brain moved the bet before Tim blew it past him.  I always felt you should get 2 points for hitting a moving net, but that is just me.  Young Rob G and Art scored for the Whites to make it close, but Mini Wheezer sailed the dagger into net in the final minutes.  Perry reported that Rich storm also scored.  He also wanted to give Scott the Bookie one, but that was last week.  Final score was Reds 7, Whites 4 and 2-1 Meaningful.    TO Made the Duffer History Page Tom O'Connor became the first Duffer to win 4 in one night.  He left the Whites with a 1-0 Meaningful Lead and a 2-1 Meaningless  lead.  His new team pulled out 2 wins.  We have had several Duffers win 2, Butt Head did it on October first, 1999 when the King traded him for Magoo.  Beak went over to join the White team, so he got 2 wins in a trade for  SPED, who became the 3rd Duffer to lose a double header.  Beavis Coughenour was the first Duffer to lose 2 in one night, a few years earlier.  How do I know this?  I used the lopatka.net search engine to find this bit of trivia The Flea Demonstrated his Expertise in Cryogenics. Stump brought in a cooler of beer that was frozen so solid that the thirsty Duffers were desperately trying to chisel out a beer with their skates and sticks.  This was no easy task since some of the beer was in bottles.  They ran hot water over them and finally got enough for a round.  Perry came in and saw the problem and lifted the bottom layer of ice encased beer.  There was 6 cans and one bottle, so he carefully calculated the total mass and the strength of the glass bottle.  He lifted the object just the correct height and dropped it to the floor where gravity took over and pulled the object to the floor at the precise speed that shattered the ice into many pieces and freed up the incarcerated beer without breaking the bottle!  He got a big cheer for his accomplishment and apologized.
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Next Week 3 more Birthdays to Celebrate!

Beak (2/26/40), Frank (2/21/38) and Rich Storm (2/19/68)

	Dear Sponsor, There's a new team in town!!! The Romeoville Revolution 14U Girls Fastpitch Travel Team is looking for sponsors for our 2008 Season. We are very excited about this new Travel Team! As our program gets up and running, we are looking for Sponsors to help purchase equipment & uniforms as  well as help offset the cost of the entry fees into the tournaments. The sponsorship fees start at $100 and go up from there. I have included a tier list below that will show you what you get for sponsoring this exciting new team. We are hoping that we can get your support as we begin
	our journey as Romeoville's NEW 14U Girls Fastpitch Travel Team. If you are interested in sponsoring the Romeoville Revolution 14U Girls  Fastpitch Softball Team, Please Complete & Return the form below & make checks payable to the : Romeoville Booster Club Sincerely, Coach Eric Holland
	Happy Birthday to Frank and Son.   The Alien and Beer Nuts were back on the ice last week. Happy Birthday Butt Head! Happy Birthday Beak! Who needs hair? We had a number of Klinger Krashes last week. Where is Buck Shot? Nice Game Ed, how is your knee?