John "Magoo" Landry scored the first meaningful goal for the Whites to give the them a lead that they would never relinquish.  Hacksaw added an insurance goal that assured Tweedy and the Whites a Meaningful 2-0 victory.  The Blues came on strong in the Meaningless contest as they pulled to within one goal in the final minutes.  They pulled Gary “The Ghost” from the nets and added 2 attackers Dizzy poked in a rebound at the buzzer to tie the game at 5-5, but the replay showed that the Blues had 7 skaters on the ice.  Even liberal Duffer rules couldn’t let that slide especially with the King acting as referee.  The Whites were going to let the goal stand if “The Alien” was one of the 7, but the Blues had the Alien on the bench so the goal was disallowed.  The Whites were accused of cheating because they had 2 goalies.  Stump jumped in front of a shot when Tweedy was out of position and he clamped the puck under his armpit and the King lost site of the puck and blew the whistle.  Tommy Z blocked a blistering slab shot from Beavis in the final seconds.  Tommy intentionally slid into the shot.  Please don’t do that again Tommy, we don’t want a delay caused by a blood spill.

Any relation between Roswell (over 50 years ago) and Alien (over 50)

E-mail me if I missed one. beak@lopatka.net