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DUFFER NEWS

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October 6, 2000 Reporters Cammi Granato *** Rich Storm

Alien Wins it!
The best turn out of the year (3 Full lines and 5 D) produced a great game, where the Blues jumped off to an early lead, with a Harvey Goal.  Mazurk went Berserk and scored an obscene number of meaningless goals to delight our overflowing crowd.  Eddie "The Anvil" had another shut out going. 
This week, the Whites didn't wait until the third period to remind Eddie that he was working on a shut out.  Beak scored on a pass from his son, Tweedy, early in the second period to give the Whites a 1-1 Meaningful tie. 
The Home team came back strong in the third with 4 goals by Johnny and Tweedy to cut the lead to 6-5, Meaningless and 2-1, Meaningful.  (Alien broke the 1-1 tie) Just when it looked like the Whites would tie, Doc scored and put the meaningless contest out of reach.  The Home team went after the Meaningful tie in the final minute as they pulled Gary the Ghost and added a sixth attacker.  Beak fired a shot that the Anvil deflected off of the post and onto the goal line as the final buzzed sounded to close out a thriller. 
Nick "The Hammer" is now in cyberspace!  You can e-mail him at nickhamer2@aol.com He is now enjoying the Duffer News at home.

 

Rich Storm sent the above masterpiece with the following message: "Stump better be careful how he treats Rich Storm.  I am realizing how
many characters he resembles."


Duffer News spotted this Illinois license plate.  Can you guess the owner?

This week features a new section called "Parts of Friday Jokes that I remember on Saturday morning" E-mail me if I missed one. beak@lopatka.net
  1. The guy in the wheel chair that won't beat or leave his lady and is good in bed.
  2. The guy that went to the store to buy Polish sausage.
  3. We couldn't get that jar open.
  4. Floor tiles and men are the same

 
 
The Duffer Mean Age is now 46.47!
It almost jumped over Wheezer.  Don't worry, Wheezer would be grand fathered in.  Who would want to tell him that He is meaningless?  Not me! Any one older than 46.47 is Meaningful! 
The Ages were calculated on 
September 27, 2000

Meaningful Players
Papa Joe Mazzarella      70.64
Harvey Dikinis               63.94
Knarf Presecky              62.60
Hacksaw Pavichevich     62.23
Beak Lopatka                60.59
King Miceli                    59.31
Brinks Granato              58.77
Klinger Giffune             58.72
Dill Deau                       57.63
Alien  Allen                   56.97
Beer Nuts Biernat         55.53
Magoo Landry             53.02
Fruit Cake Bobka        52.99
Nailer DeVivo              52.28
Thor Miller                  51.02
Hit man Heitman        49.99
Wheezer Clementson  46.54

Meaningless Players
Anvil Hawrysio             45.67
JR. Mazzarella Jr.        45.02
Doc Suchy                    44.22
Jr2 Mazzarella             43.83
Ghost Kasper              43.30
Gilbert Felman            43.24
Elmer Fudd Morgan    43.18
Dock Dubreuil             41.92
Drano Staats               41.90
Cry Baby Koss            41.58
Bandit Hansen             41.57
Uncle Bob Oskroba     40.86
Mark Fetting               40.59
Stump Barczynski       40.53
Beavis Coughenour     39.37
Capt. Hook Spillman   39.36
Woody Mazurk           39.16
Rick Dzingel                39.08
Butt-Head Morgan      38.62
Beak Jr. Lopatka        38.13
Dodger Partynski        34.61
King Kong Zagorski   34.33
Rich Storm Presecky  32.61
Rick Miceli                 32.47
Tweedy Lopatka        30.36
Ahb Zagorski             29.98
 Mean Age 46.47

Lopatka's Astro Links: http://pw2.netcom.com/~lopatka/
Randolph School: http://geocities.com/glopatka/randolph.html
Randolph Rockets NASA Grant: http://schools.cps.k12.il.us/randolph/nasa.html
GLOBE Program: http://www.globe.gov
GLOBE South Carolina Workshop
http://geocities.com/dlopatka/GLOBE.html
GLOBE Hydrology Study:
http://www.geocities.com/glopatka/ranhydro2.html
My Grand son Mike's Hockey team
http://geocities.com/dlopatka/dgs.htm
Split Second Towing
http://hometown.aol.com/splt2ndtow/splitsecondhomepage.html
Don Granato is now the head coach of the Worcester Ice Cats.  We still have hopes for Peoria, because Jason Christie was named Head coach of the Peoria Rivermen

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