Duffer Hockey News for November 11th, 2005

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Bolingbrook, IL 11/4/05

Attendance 25 Report by The Beak

Two Goals for 7 Duffers!
The night started out with Bill BTW mumbling and cussing as he dumped out his hockey bag. He forgot his hockey pants, so he asked Beak if he could use his, since he wouldn't need them for his new all medal hip. Across the room, Robert G's son Rob was looking for his left shin guard. Brinks saved the day for Rob as he got a pair from the office and Beak reluctantly parted with his lucky pants.
The Game was fast paced, with many scoring chances, with few goals. By the Way Bill struck first for the Reds in Beak's lucky pants. Beak Jr. and Tommy Z each added a

goal to give the Reds a total of 3. The Whites answered those goals with scores by Robert G, Lil Anvil Nick and Art. The game got wild in the final 2 periods as Deuces ran wild. Thor was set up twice by Klinger on one shift! Tweedy, his brother Ken, Tommy Z, and Bill BTW each scored twice for the Whites. Doc was the only white guy to score once with a wicked back hander. Their opponents also went wild with Robert G, Nick, Art and Thor each getting a pair for the Whites. The Final Meaningless Score: Reds 9, Whites 8 The Final Meaningful Score: Whites 2, Reds 0

Beak took the Ice to referee his 3rd game, expecting the usual complaints that go along with the job, but he was surprised to hear complaints start during the warm ups. Beer Nuts said, "Hey you screwed me out of my goal last time you refereed!" I went to the October 21st Duffer News for the following account:
"Tweedy and the Flea each picked up their second goals of the night and it looked like Beer Nuts was going to get the Meaningful game winner, when he fired a wrist shot at the Brain, but the Brain claims the Flea tipped it in for his Hat


	Trick. The game ended with meaningful shut outs for Eddie and The Brain. It was an 8-3 Meaningless win for the Reds." Beak Checked with the Brain and the Flea to settle the matter. Nice guy Perry said, "Give him the goal." The Brain said, "Oh Sure!!!!! Thanks Perry! Take my shutout! Tell Beer nuts to stop his crying. If it means that much to him that he is loosing sleep over it, then give it to him. Brain It's not easy being the editor of a distinguished publication know for Yellow Journalism.