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Return of the Alien!

Bolingbrook, IL 11/12/04

Attendance 22  Report by Beak

The long lost Alien made his season début.  We finally got enough guys off of the couch to get 3 forward lines last week, but it looks like the Alien's return scared them all back to the security of the couch.  We had 20 energetic skaters that ran out of gas late in the third period.  The Reds got tired arms from shooting at Tweedy, who lost a few pounds flopping around and stacking the pads.  He is getting pretty good at the 3rd and 4th rebounds, but he sucks on those 5th and 6th shots.  For the second week in a row, Hitman got the only meaningful goal.  Last week he won it for the Whites, this week he put the Reds into the win column. 

Alien found the Duffer Locker room.

New Proud papa, Tommy Z, scored 2 and his Brother John scored one for the Reds.  For the second week in a row, Mini Wheezer scored 2 goals for the Visitors.  Eddie the Anvil was able to stop all shots except for a poke in by Rich Storm and a guy that set a personal record by showing up 2 weeks in a row, Tom Morgan.  His brother, Buckshot, couldn't match that.  Our Hansen Brother, Larry, played a fine game and gave his Thanksgiving greetings as he heads to Las Vegas for the Holiday.  Knarf was MVP as he covered for his aggressive partner, Klinger, all night and then brought enough Strohs for 3 full lines.  20 guys had to drink 60 beers in the parking lot!  Peoria Art has had perfect attendance since he was called up to boost our sagging turn outs on October 1st! .

Bar Highlights

Hacksaw found a cure from his ailing health.  For weeks, he has been following his doctor's orders.  No alcohol, plenty of couch rest, clean air, good food etc.  He used the George Costanza "opposite method" to cure his ailment.  He got off of the couch and skated 3 full periods, he came off with his equipment soaked with perspiration, then had a few beers  and laughs in the freezing cold parking lot.  At Bonos, he celebrated Tom and Ericka's new daughter with a cigar and some greasy foods that he chased with some shots and beers.  He was cured!  That cure will not appear in the American Journal of Medicine

Media Guide
11/12/04 Starting Goalies  The Anvil Vs. Tweedy

Healthy Scratches: The Ghost, Buckshot, Berserk, Doc, Koss, Drano, Super Dave, Beer Nuts, The Flea, Thor, Brinks, Dill Deau, The Nailer and Beak Jr.

Disabled List

The Brain, Uncle Bob, Sanchez and Papa Joe


Hitman went Red and scored the Meaningful game winner again!

 

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