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March 14, 2003  Reporters**Cammi Granato**Rich Storm**Volume  IX Issue 10

Bolingbrook, IL
March 7, 2003

Attendance 28

The goaltending was fantastic on Friday night.  The Ghost started the night by stopping Beak 3 times on his first shift.  (Tweedy kept hitting his Dad's stick) The Brain was busy robbing the Reds all night, but his best save came on a Beer-nuts shot that he picked right off of the stick.  Hitman passed up a chance for a hat trick when he set up the Beer man.  Thor and Fruitcake put the Whites out in front, but Hitman cancelled that with 2 of his own.  The Game ended with a 2-2 Meaningful tie..

We had time for a team picture before the game, because Love Boy's Sound and Light Crew had to set up for their concert.

Peoria Dennis gets a Hat!

 Equipment Manager was nice enough to give Beak a new stick, so, all he needed was a volunteer.  There were no takers, so Beak was about to strap on the pads when Art's goalie, Kim Harris made a call to a friend

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Goalies are like women, we can't live with them, and we can't live with out them! Duffer goalies bailed out at the last minute so Beak tried to order another Peoria goalie from Art, but He was out of town coaching his son's team, so Beak went to Plan B.  He grabbed Drano's old hoarse hair pads and emergency equipment and headed for Peoria with the hope that someone would save the day and strap on the pads.  The Rivermen's

Beer Nuts, Larry and Rich Storm warm up for a 4 on 4 marathon.

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