Bolingbrook, IL
March 14, 2003

for 2 periods when Brinks took a pass from Thor and burned the Ghost with a wrist shot.  The Brain's shut out lasted into the third period when Sanchez fired a shot that he claimed bounced off of Papa's stick.  If we count that as meaningful, then we might have to count the Beak Jr. shot that Beak waved at and the Ghost thought he deflected it past him.  As is the case many times, the outcome of the game is determined at the bar.  Beak and Papa never claimed the disputed goals, so We will go with Whites 1, Reds 0. 
      The biggest story of the night was unveiled when Mr. Clean took off his hat and revealed a 10 stitch scar (see picture on the left) that he received when he grabbed a young lady's balls and she opened up his skull with her tennis racquet.  Beak was glad to hear that Hacksaw really had a legitimate excuse for canceling out of the Peoria trip  at the last minute. 
      The game was soon forgotten when Thor unveiled his 60s striped shirt.  (You have to see

     This was a rough week for Goalies.  They were riled by the March 14th Duffer News Internet article that mentioned that there was a goalie shortage in Peoria and they were compared to women.  "You can't live with them and you can't live without them."  They should know that you "never believe anything that you read in the Duffer News."  The Brain was looking at sun spots all week with his new telescope, so the pucks looked like fuzzy solar flares.  He had a Beak Jr. slap shot give his index finger a flare in warm ups.  Both goalies had Meaningful shut outs going

the picture on the Duffer Web site)  Our night was complete when our beautiful barmaid put on a Duffer Red jersey.  She could replace our lost Ann Jillian Duffer poster if she shows some legs.