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1995, Beavis broke his leg.  Beak only published one newsletter each month.  The following is page 2 of the newsletter for April 1995.

 

 

Founded

January 1971

Dates to Remember

minute just after Steve Mazzarella had tied it at 7.
The Whites didn't really need the goals,because they had a 3 goal handicap and the Bobka Factor.
Duffer Bowling The King has upgraded the Candle light bowl from a requested outing  to a Required event.  You

  • 4/28 Is not The Last Week
  • 4/27 Summer Hockey starts, $150.00 is due. $45.00 for part timers.
  • 5/12  Last Game of the year.  Last chance to buy bowling tickets at $13.00
  • 5/27 Bowling for Panties at Tivoli Bowl in Downers Grove.  The King has required your presence at $15.00 per person.  Thor is taking your food order.  Let him know if you want chicken or chicken.
  • 6/3 or 6/17 Duffer Picnic (Boris is working on the date)
  • 6/9 First summer skate
  • 7/14 Second Summer skate
  • 8/11 Third Summer Skate
  • 9/8 25th Duffer Season Starts tonight with a Full Moon.

April 14
Paul Novak
set a new Duffer record when he set up 3 meaningful goals.  Paul's first assist came when Eddie the Anvil kicked out a Beak break away.  Paul flipped the rebound to a wide open Beak, for an easy goal.   Magoo Landry knotted the meaningful score at 1, with a goal for the home team.  Novak set up Dill Deau to break the tie in the second period.  Paul assisted Dill again in the third period for the clincher.  The Blues won the meaningful game 3-1.   The meaningless contest turned out to be a thriller, when Tweedy scored the tie breaker in the final

Boris Bats, Morgan pitches, Chris airs out his Armpits.

Summer Hockey League

veteran Duffers know what that means.  You have to dip way down for an excuse.  Out of town guest, Cold and fever just won't do it.  None of the top ten reasons for missing Hayward will be accepted.  When is it?  I can't make it!
We have room for 72 bowlers.  So call your friends now.  Where else can you get food and a chance to fight with your woman while Duffers cheer you on as you compete for Duffer underwear?  Tickets are available at a $2.00 discount until May.  Tickets will cost $15.00 then.  If You wait to pay at the door, you will be lucky to get a chicken wing and a pair of burned up undies. 
So Do IT Now!

The Summer league starts this week.  The NYPDs  will pay $150.00.  Part time Players will have to pay $ 15.00 per game, so that we can cover the $2400.00 League Fee.

Get Well Jim!

Jim Coughenour is recovering from a broken leg.  He will be keeping score at the Required Duffer Bowling night. May 27


 

 

 

 

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