Bolingbrook, IL  September 5, 2003  Attendance 23
Knarf made his bid to become the MVGM (Most Valuable General Manager) in the season opener.  The season started with a pre-game conference between Fruit Cake and Frank.  Bobka told Frank that the Reds had too many guns, so Frank sent 73 year old Papa Joe over to beef up the Whites.  Unknown to everyone at this time, Frank had already locked the youngest player, Sean Morgan, in the locker room.  The game started with 3 or 4 meaningless goals by the Reds, while Sean banged on the door and screamed for a key.  The Anvil was kicking out all White shots as he was only slightly distracted by the banging behind his net.  It wasn't until the first period ended that Eddie asked Tweedy if he heard the noise.  Tweedy got the key and released the youngster from his 40 minute nightmare.  We couldn't understand why Sean's Dad didn't wonder where his son was at.  Was it team loyalty that over rode his parental instincts?  Once the Whites got Sean, out of  the locker room, they started to turn the game around.  Hitman and Thor scored to give the Whites a

2-0 meaningful win.  Some of the meaningless goals that I can remember were scored by the Z brothers, Tweedy, Uncle Bob, Super Dave, Miller Lite and Rich Storm. 
Noteworthy

• The King returned to play 2 quality periods. 
  
• Tweedy tested the dress code of the "New leadership" by wearing sweat pants instead of Duffer Socks. 
  
• IR  Klinger, Groin  Hacksaw, Knee  Brinks, Fishing