Stump presents the Meaningless trophy to Tommy Z at the Buffalo Wild Wings bar, as Bill "Roids" Conti and Tweedy look on.

Eddie the Anvil picked up the 6-5 thrilling win for the Reds.  He was magnificent!  Duffer GOD (Grandson Of a Duffer) Jeff Lopatka scored the first goal of the year, for the second straight year, .  He added 2 more to get the first Hat Trick of the year again this year.  Klinger and Fruitcake had a problem slowing the 15 year old down.  He slipped through for 11 break-aways on his Uncle Tweedy!  Jeff's Dad, Ken, scored on his little brother to add insult to injury.  The only non Lopatka goals scored by the Reds came from the stick of Mini Wheezer (He had 2!).  White goals were scored by Art (2) Tommy Z, Bill By the Way, and Thor.  Frank played without glasses for the first time in his life.    Biggest Laugh
Harvey gave the guys in locker room D a big laugh when his phone went off with a weird sound.  It was obviously a business call, because he waddled out of the room to escape the noisy environment.  His hockey pants were dragging lower than a teenager showing off his best undies.  He was sweet talking his caller for 10 minutes.  Was it a call for a limo or a call for an escort?  Only Harvey knows for sure, but he never made it to the Bar.  Harvey was told to get a Blackberry. 

Beak uses his cane to get off a his first shot since his hip replacement surgery.

Joke of the week came from Thor's fist.