Wanted by the Duffers
John Clementson
Alias: Wheezer
Last seen at a Chicago Wolves game in December, 2002.
WANTED FOR UNLAWFUL FLIGHT TO AVOID A WORKOUT
SHOULD BE CONSIDERED ARMED with a wrench.
Last arrested for choking a choke. .
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