Duffers Hockey News for January 20, 2006

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Bolingbrook, IL Friday, 1/13/06

Attendance 26 Report by The Beak


	Nick is Neutralized

The Anvil was the key player in keeping the Whites from having a blow out win. Not only did he make some spectacular saves, his best move was the pre-game talk he had with his kid. Nick had many chances to score, but he chose to pass to others. He did score the winning goal when he bounced one of off his Dad's butt from behind the net. Nick had his Dad convinced that he was trying to pass, but Beak Junior convinced Eddie that his Kid intentionally bounced the puck off of him for a goal. A teenager can only be on his best behavior for an hour at best. 90 minutes is out of the question. Guys with a K in their last name ruled the game, as Brian Opalka was the winning goalie of the Meaningless game, Ken Lopatka blew a flutter blast past The Brain and the Koudelkas had 3 of the 5goals for the Whites. (Art had 2 and AJ had one.) Geno Cromwell (Pronounced Kromwell) had the only meaningful goal to give the Reds a 1-0 Meaningful win!


	Our star goalie with his buddy

Butt Head Morgan scored the 3rd Red goal and no one claimed the Reds 4th goal. The Flea thought it was Fruitcake. What was he drinking? Art thought it was Mini Wheezer, but Mini declined the goal, he reminded me that he hit the net above the glass, not the net in the goal. Perry thought it might have been scored by Rich Storm, but Stormy is too modest to claim it. Will give it to him since Presecky has a K in his name One of the White goals is in question too. Art said Nick had 2, but Nick is in enough trouble for scoring the winning goal. Art thinks that Rob Granato may have scored the phantom White goal. We'll go with that, although Klinger claims he had 2 break away goals. Hacksaw played a key role in keeping the game close, when he got a White goal disallowed but calling the NHL Replay Gurus in Toronto. He got a much faster response on his simulated phone that the NHL referees do with their real AT&T NHL approved phones.

Toronto is only 6 weeks away!

We have a few tickets to the Friday night Buffalo Saber game. The Nailer alias "The Commissioner" showed up at lunch last Wednesday to tell us he has not had a cigarette since February first, 2005 and he will be going to Toronto. He also told us that the


	political life has put 40 pounds on his slim roofer body. He said, "The only way my feet get wet in the shower is when I stand on the drain." We haven't heard from Papa Joe since he looked so good at the New Year's Day game. Rumor has it that he is


	having an audit done on his "Honey DO" points. He thought he should have enough to go to Toronto, since he has been home every Friday night this season.

I noticed that there were a lot of Duffers in this week's news that had the letter K in their name, so I started putting pictures of K Duffers and I realized that we have more than a few.

The K Krew