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Last week it was the threat of an ice storm, this week it was snow flurries that caused our defensemen to get 60 minutes of ice time and only 30 minutes of bench time.  Most kids would love that, but if you know the Duffer history, you know that us senior citizens have fun on the bench listening to semi true embellished stories.  We got Butt head and Harvey out this week, but we lost Magoo to nuptials and Sanchez who was probably worn out by last week's poor turn out.  Tweedy replaced the Anvil who had to salt some roads.  Cup cake must have had a hot date, so he sent his little brother.  Alien was missing due to a concussion, but the good news was we picked up Miller Lite and Ultra Lite.  With Beak, Brain, Hacksaw, Thor, Blue Ball Bill, Johnny Back Hand, Tommy Zagnuts, Klinger, Knarf, Beer Nuts, Mini Wheezer, Hansen Brother, Tweedy, Rich Storm, Hitman and Fruitcake we managed to get to the minimum. 
We had a great slow motion game that may have been a little slower than our 3 line games.  The young legs took over most of the scoring.  Zagnuts had a hat while his line mate, Blue Ball Bill, scored the 4th meaningless goal for the

We have had an outbreak of Klinger Crashes in the last 2 games.  Last week the Alien took a bad spill, this week Beak crushed some ribs when he tried to fire a one timer and took a fall.  Mini Wheezer took his usual booming board crash, but Butt Head upstaged him when he hit the

ice and boards at the same time.  Stump, who was back on skates,  stopped play immediately with a whistle.