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	January 31, 2003 ReportersCammi GranatoRich StormVolume IX Issue 05**

Bolingbrook, IL
January 24, 2003

Attendance 30


	The meaningless contest would have been a close game if Uncle Bob had stayed home. UB's last goal came on October 4th, so he was out to get the monkey off of his back. He beat Tweedy 3 times for a repeat performance of his 10/4 hat trick. That Hat Trick cost him dearly as he ran up a $138.50 bar bill as he bought everybody as many beers as they wanted. His Las Vegas bar story inspired Rich Storm to feature UB in another


	30 seconds into the game, while the Whites were still trying to figure out how to rotate 5 defensemen without Koss in the mix, Hitman found himself all alone with the puck. The White goalie, Tweedy, had the net covered, so he waited and waited and waited while the 5 White defensemen discussed who was going to cover Hitman. Finally Beer Nuts did his best 40 yard dash into the zone and "back-doored" (His unofficial time was 12.5 seconds) Tweedy to give the Reds a 1-0 meaningful lead that lasted until Brinks finally beat the Brain with a beautiful one timer on a pass from Gilbert. It looked like the game would end in a tie, when Gilbert came off of the ice early so that the Whites could add a Meaningful attacker in the final minute of the game. With 12 seconds to play, Papa pulled a puck out of the corner and fired a pass to Beak (Gilbert's replacement). Beak fired a one-timer past the Brain For the game winner. Whites 2, Reds 1.


	The tourist in Vegas shot up several rolls of film when they were told UB was Roseann's husband. I believe that He just may be.


	creation (Above Right). UB's brother told a group of Japanese tourist in Vegas that Bob was John Goodman.


	Family Night at Bonos.


	Tweedy was able to win the Meaningful game, but he could not stop Uncle Bob.

Bob got the monkey off of his back.

Family Night at Bonos

We had 3 SODs (Sons of Duffers) and 3 DODs (Daughters of Duffers) show up at Bonos after the game. Beak's daughter Kathie and Knarf's Daughters Suzanne and Lynn help Uncle Bob celebrate Uncle Bob's Hat Trick.

Duffer Alumni, Muzzy fondles Harvey as Rich Storm looks disgusted.

Mike The Nailer missed the game, but made it to the celebration. Bill "By the Way" patiently waits for a Pizza.

Thor helps Uncle Bob total up his Beer tab. Each finger stands for $25.

King Kong and Zagnuts had a few goals to brag about, but Tweedy slipped out.

Hit Man Gives Berserk a manly belch as Mr. Clean seeks out the camera lights.

Berserk started to leave at 11:00 he finally got out of the door an hour later. Harvey is just happy to be alive.

This Rich Storm picture of Uncle Bob was inspired by a UB story. Bob's brother told a group of Japanese tourist in Vegas that Bob was John Goodman. The tourist in Vegas shot up several rolls of film when they were told UB was Rose Ann's husband. (Right) Klinger is 2 hours past his bed time when this picture was taken.