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Tweedy and the Anvil missed their first game of the season.
Knarf, Klinger, Fruit Cake, Hitman, Stump, Magoo, Harvey and the Z Boys kept their Perfect Attendance after week 5.
The Whites won the Meaningless contest with many goals by the Rob Granatos and friends.
The Red Bears didn't have anyone to slow the onslaught of cousin Jason Granato, who was playing goalie.
The score was only 5-2 after 2, but the flood gates opened and they pumped in 5 more in the 3rd, while Tommy and the Reds were only able to add 3. The score stood at 10-5 as the clock ticked down to put an end to the torture, when Fruitcake scored the 11th goal for the Polar Bears. That was the first Meaningful goal of the game, although Hitman looked like he scored for the Reds earlier, but he said it hit someone else before it went in. That means Fruitcake gave the Polar Bears a 1-0 meaningful win. Fred's goal made the final score 11-5, but when the Bobka Factor is invoked to calculate the final score, the Whites won 121 to 5! That is without discounting the Red's score, for tainted goals. Goals that were scored while Fred was playing defense. The Bobka Factor was developed back in 1982 when Fred's skills needed some help.
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