Duffer News for March 11,2005

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Bolingbrook, IL 3/4/05

Attendance 23 Report by Beak

Brinks Scores the Only Meaningful Goal!

The Alien returned! Several years ago, Rich Storm playfully inserted an image of the Alien in a girls locker room. (See picture on the right) Last Friday, the Alien made that image come true, as he ambled into the ladies locker room and caused some discomfort to a female hockey player who was getting into her hockey gear. On the ice, Bill's luck wasn't much better, as he was set up a number of times by Nick (Little Anvil) and Tommy Z. One of his chances was ruined by a shameful display of back checking by Art. Since he also thwarted one of Magoo,s chances,

we will have to disqualify several of his meaningless goals. Brinks scored the only meaningful goal for the Whites. The Reds had to put Hitman, their high scoring forward, on defense and the Brain was able to shut out the Reds for a 1-0 win. The Meaningless game was a blow out. The Reds could not get past Fruit Cake.

The Worchester Trip has been cancelled:

We have added a Peoria road trip for March 26-27. This may be an end to an era, because the Peoria Rivermen will be in the AHL next year with an unnamed coach.
March 6th Day at the Races was a big success! Thank You to the Morgans and the DeVivos for helping us get a Duffer table together. Beak is now collecting $40 for tickets to the Cub Sox game on June 26th. We can only get 20 tickets for the Duffers. We have only 9 tickets left.


	Media Guide 3/4/05 Starting Goalies Anvil Vs. The Brain. Healthy Scratches The Flea, Harvey, Thor, Hacksaw, The Goon, Blue Ball Bill, Butt Head, Berserk, Sanchez, Tweedy, The Nailer, Elmer Fudd and Beak Jr. Disabled List: Uncle Bob and Wheezer.


	Brinks' granddaughter, Rob's Daughter, Allie scored her first goal.

Welcome Back Bill!

If you want to join in this year's summer fun, you need to give Beak $40 to get a ticket to the Cub Sox Game on June 26th, 2005.

Beak can also get tickets to the Sox vs. Boston Red Sox on Sunday July 24, 2005 @ $35 per ticket and Sox vs. Yankees on Friday night, August 19, 2005 @ $35 per ticket. As a die hard Cub fan he won't be organizing an outing to these games, but he will get you tickets if you pay soon, because of his respect for his Duffer Sox fan friends that suffer every year with him.

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