Duffer Hockey News for March 28, 2003

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	March 28, 2003 ReportersCammi GranatoRich StormVolume IX Issue 12**

Bolingbrook, IL
March 21, 2003

Attendance 23

shooting at his own goalie the week before.

The goalies are threatening to put out their own newsletter, maybe it will be called "In The Crease", or maybe "The 5 Hole". Can you believe anything a goalie says?

Papa showed up at the bar to campaign for the goal he claims he scored last week

Quotes about the French
"France has neither winter nor summer nor morals. Apart from these drawbacks it is a fine country. France has usually been governed by prostitutes."
___Mark Twain
"I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French one behind me."
___ General George S. Patton
(That could apply to the Greeks too)
"Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordion."
__Norman Schwarzkopf

Hitman got the scoring going early for the Reds, when he flubbed a shot that trickled past the Ghost. Brinks tied the score with a one timer that handcuffed the Brain. Mr. Clean put the home team Whites ahead with a tap-in in the second period. That goal looked like a game winner until Beer-Nuts poked in the tying goal with 12 seconds left in regulation. Nobody scored in extra time. The game was declared a tie at 2:15 am. When the bar closed. (Doc and King Kong had 5 goals)

Interesting Notes

Harvey was missing after


	Fred and Hitman in Las Vegas


	"We can stand here like the French, or we can do something about it." ____ Marge Simpson "As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure" ___Jacques Chirac, President of France Continued on Page 2