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the boards.  Klinger had a spectacular crash of his own,  but he is not eligible for the award, because it is named in his honor.  Another reason that he can't get the award is he is not good at returning awards.  He received the "King's Meaning

The last game of February featured 2 evenly matched teams that gave both goalies plenty of work.  The Whites jumped off to an early lead when "Backhand Johnny" beat the Anvil with a rebound wrister.  Cupcake Bobka made it 2-0 shortly after that when he fired a shot past Eddie.  The Whites looked like they were going to pull away as they peppered Eddie with a number of shots by Thor, Brinks and Miller Lite.  The Anvil came up big for his team and when they got it out of the zone, Mini Wheezer beat the Brain to cut the lead in half.  Moments later, Magoo tied the game when he hit the post with a shot t that rebounded off of Brian's pads and slowly crossed the goal line.  That proved to be the turning point, as the game went from a possible 3-0 lead to a 2-2 tie.  Hitman made it 3-2 and Zagnuts made it 4-2.  Uncle Bob scored a pair to give the Reds a 6-2 lead after 2 periods.  Berserk added 2 more to give the Reds an 8-2 laugher.  Knarf and Klinger ended their streak with fine defense in front of the Anvil.  Mini Wheezer made another bid for the Klinger Krash award when Thor lifted his stick and he went crashing into

less Trophy" in 1993.  Everybody forgot who had the trophy for 3 years, when Bill found the long lost trophy in his basement, under a White Castle bag with some petrified sliders. 

We leave O'Hare today,
Friday, March 5th
8:10 a.m. Flight UA 243
We will stay at the Embassy Suites Hotel
1881 Curtis St.,
Denver, CO 80202