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Great answer to a stupid question
U.S. Army Staff sergeant, Jamie Villafane, was asked, "How did it feel getting shot at?" He answered, "Getting shot at wasn't really that bad. It was the getting shot part that sucked."
"In California, 50 women protested the impending war with Iraq by lying on the ground naked and spelling out the word peace. Right idea, wrong president." --Jay Leno
"In a speech earlier today President Bush said if Iraq gets rid of Saddam Hussein, he will help the Iraqi people with food, medicine, supplies, housing, education - anything that's needed. Isn't that amazing? He finally comes up with a domestic agenda - and it's for Iraq. Maybe we could bring that here if it works out." --Jay Leno
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From the New Oxford Thesaurus
(informal) He's such a duffer, we shouldn't have hired him.
Bungler, blunderer, oaf, dunce, dolt, dullard, dunderhead, fool, idiot, booby, stupid person, simpleton, moron, cretin, imbecile; (informal) chump, clot, clod, nitwit, dimwit, airhead, birdbrain, lamebrain, peabrain, numbskull, meathead,
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chucklehead, knucklehead, pinhead, woodenhead, dipstick, dumb-bell, dumbo, dum-dum, noodle, donkey, ass, nerd; (Brit Informal) berk, divvy, wally, wazzock, nit, mug, prat, pillock; (Scottish informal) balloon, galoot, cuddy, nyaff; (N. .American informal) doofus, goofball, goof, boob, chowderhead, meatball, lummox, dummy, turkey, clunk, ding-a-ling, palooka; (Austral./NZ) galah, drongo, alec, dingbat.
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