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April 4, 2003  Reporters**Cammi Granato**Rich Storm**Volume  IX Issue 13

Thor Buys Me Two Beers and Scores Two

Bolingbrook, IL
March 28, 2003

Rich Storm

another along with Mr. Clean to build a 3-0 lead by the second period.  After watching Rob Granato hit 5 posts on only  two shots, the Ghost's head was ringing, and the Red team was inspired.  Beer-Nuts, who was laid-off Retirement, scored a meaningful to cut the White lead 4-3.

Two late goals by Dr. Evil and Mr G. sealed both games.   The White team went to the bar with a 4-1 / 6-4 win.

The white team was loaded with meaningful players who wanted to be set up by Mr G's daughter, Cammi.  After trying several times to give goals away to her dad and Papa Joe, Thor took a pass from John Fisher and put the white team ahead 1-0.

Thor didn't stop there, he added

The Ghost hears bells twice last Friday.

Current Duffer Streaks

10 - Consecutive games Franek remembers playing
0 - Weeks in a row, in which Tweedy has shown up
5 - Games since Uncle Bob has scored a goal
700 - Consecutive games Klinger has sustained some sort of an injury
(Beer-nut's Underwear)

Papa Transposes Himself

Sometime during the course of the day  on Friday, Papa Joe must have seen his age on paper.  Instead of seeing 73, something told him he was 37 again.  He was going end to end 3-4 times each shift as quickly as UB does once. 
Perhaps he was another victim of the "Old Guys wanting to Skate With Cammi and get a few easy goals"  disease. Or maybe since he knew Beak wasn't reporting

this week, he'd be a lock to get mentioned in the Duffer News.  He looked like Ron Howard's "Cocoon's" keeping up with the young folk.  Whatever the reason, here's hoping his legs recover in time to carry him to the bar two weeks in a row.

 

 

 

Thanks to Rich Storm for doing the Newsletter this week.  Cammi was in town Friday, but Beak was at a retirement dinner so there were no pictures. Cammi and the USA team was headed for China, but the tournament was cancelled because of the epidemic of severe acute respiratory syndrome, or SARS. The following pictures were taken at Baseball's opening day Duffer party. 

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(Left) King Kong finds himself surrounded by Cub fans. (Center) Zagnuts puts some more Amstel Lights on ice. (Right) Kong, Tweedy and Mrs. Z cheer the Cubs on to a 15-2 win.

 

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(Left) Sox fans, Dizzy, Stormy and Knarf watch their team go down to a 3-0 loss. (Center) Zagnuts gets another Amstel Light. (Right) Beak and Zagnuts take the empties out after watching 4 baseball games and a 1 hockey game.

 

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