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Bolingbrook, IL 5/270/05

Attendance 19 Report by Beak

Bill BTW Demonstrates Coaching Genius!

Stump, sometimes called the goalie pimp, had to check the waver list to get two goalies again this week. He had to have Brinks call up a Heineken goalie. Jason played for the Boling Green Falcons a few years ago and he was scheduled to tend the nets for the Duffers in Worchester, before the trip was cancelled. Tweedy was available this week, after Him and Tommy returned from playing in a men's league National Tournament last week. They were eliminated, when they won 3 and lost none. Two other teams advanced with a better goal differential.


	All 8 White goals came from two guys in this picture. Kevin (Hat) 5 goals, Brinks got a hat trick.

Tweedy only allowed 1 meaningful goal, when Geno roofed one on him. Tommy, Mini Cup Cake and Johnny Z scored meaningless goals for the Reds.
The Reds were winning by one at the end of the first period, so Bill By The Way Louis called a team meeting and bestowed some of his Canadian hockey wisdom on his team mates. He told them to beat the other guys to the puck. Beak told him, "we're down by one, we're not quitters, if it was 2, maybe, then we would save ourselves for the bar." His strategy worked, Kevin scored 5 goals and set up Brinks three times for a Hat trick and meaningful 3-1 win. Jason had fun, but he was glad that we didn't play overtime.

Picnic Date is Set for June 25th, 2005

We will have our Picnic Committee Meeting on Friday, June 3rd at Knarf's house at 7:00. We are accepting nominations for the

2005, Klinger Krash Award, remember winners must be present at the picnic at 1:00 PM, when the award is presented, so we need several nominations.

Media Guide 5/27/05 Starting Goalies Tweedy Vs. The Jason.

Healthy Scratches: Thor, Sanchez, Hitman, Art, Berserk, Goon, The Brain, Buckshot, Anvil, Gilbert, Alien, and The Nailer Disabled List: The Flea, Beer Nuts and Wheezer.


	Tony Granato congratulates Tweedy for his win in the nets.

We had a great ending to another great season when Ron (Bono's Owner) put an extra Amstel in every bucket!

Let the Summer Fun begin

Duffer Calendar

Every Wednesday Lunch at The Neutral Zone

June 3rd Picnic Meeting at Frank's House

June 18th Grant Golf Outing Call Rob Granato

June 25th Duffer Picnic

June 26th Cub Vs. Sox Game

July 11th Beak Gets a New Hip at LaGrange Hospital

August 27th HT Golf outing

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Johnny Z's little Guy goes blue.	Brinks stretches out the bones.
Rookie goalie, Jason, almost gets stuck.	BBTW cracks up The Czar with his strategy.
Mini Wheezer stays out of Klinger's way.	Stretch Z with little Z.
Tony G. congratulates his Dad for his Hat Trick.	Tony plans to use BBTW's strategy with the Avs.
Harvey and Geno share a post game laugh.	Tweedy asks Tony if the Avs need a goalie.

Brinks came out to celebrate his Hat trick.	Looks like Tim put Bill to sleep with a story.




Tweedy did a fine job filling The Anvil's skates.	Stump always delivers 2 goalies. Rookie Goalie, Jason, was added to Stump's Goalie Data Base.