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Bolingbrook, IL 8/13/04
Attendance 22

The final summer game had very little  scoring as Eddie The Anvil carried a shut out well into the second period.  Peoria Art gave him a 2 goal cushion early into the game, then he spent the rest of the night trying to set up a meaningful goal.  Magoo and Beer Nuts had several great chances, but Brian the Brain brought his A game and shut everyone down.  Late in the second period, Eddie's son, Nick the Lil' Anvil,  finally put one past His Dad.  It was ruled a Duffer Incest Goal.  Goal tending continued to rule until midway through the 3rd period when Back Hand Johnny Z cut in front of the net and took a spill that mesmerized Eddie and set off a round of laughter.  While everybody was cracking up, JZ flipped the tying goal past The Anvil without getting up.  It looked like the 2-2 score would hold up until Johnny feathered a pass to Beak, who just returned from the Hockey Hall of Fame in Toronto.  Watching hours of Hockey videos must have paid off as he fired a wrist shot into