Duffer Hockey News for September 26, 2003

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	September 26, 2003 ReportersCammi GranatoRich StormVolume IX Issue 25**


	Goalies Rule, Again!

Bolingbrook, IL September 19, 2003 Attendance 26
The Anvil and The Brain turned in meaningful shutouts again! Magoo almost scored for the Reds, but his shot came to rest a fraction of an inch from the goal line. Brinks just missed breaking the Anvil's shut out. Beak Junior ended his hold out and scored the only goal for the Whites. Miller Lite only took one shot and spent the night setting up Harvey, but the Brain stopped all 20 of Harvey's shots. The Reds won the meaningless game 4-1 on goals by Tommy and NPA. (Not Paying Attention)

Noteworthy

Brinks threw another great parking lot party

Mini Wheezer, Bill BTW, Sanchez, the Alien and Joe Jr. ended their hold outs. Joe bought beers at Bonos to celebrate his birthday.

Hacksaw tried out his repaired knee. He got a lot of abuse for his ugly green tennis outfit.

Beer-Nuts was coaching the Reds again as he awaits knee surgery.


	Beer nuts Gives Uncle Bob the Business.


	Beak lings


	Rumor has it that The King fell asleep and ruined his perfect attendance. ….Hansen Brother, Larry, missed the game, but he made it to the bar!….Uncle Bob provided the on ice entertainment when he messed up a clean break away with fancy foot work and stick handling. That was the funniest break away since the Alien tripped over the blue line in 2000… The nearest defender, Beak Jr. stopped chasing and just laughed.....Doc brought his mom to the bar. We think she approved of his friends…...We hear that an overweight Butt Head will be in town for the Chris and Wendy wedding….For the wedding reception we are having the " hockey arch of sticks " the bride and groom will be the only couple to walk through the arch. You are to wait in the foyer with the bridal party. When the Bride and groom are announced, we will walk out and raise our sticks to create the arch and they will walk through. Afterward, someone will be there to collect the sticks and put them in the coat check room. Put your name on your stick……. J.B. quote of the week. "We send you off to college to gain a little knowledge, but all you want to do is learn how to score."