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Bolingbrook, IL 3/11/05

Attendance 25  Report by Beak

Beak Stirs a Duffer Steroid Controversy!

Beak got a mystery steroid shot in his hip socket last November, and he went out and scored in 3 straight games.  Now that His production has fallen off, He paid a visit to his Doctor with the 3 inch needle.  This time he had both hips shot up and he scored on his first shift on a beautiful pass from Tommy Z to Michel (Geno's racket ball partner) His name is Mike and when Beak told him that we had too many Mikes and he needed a nick name.  He said, "Give me one", so Beak tabbed him Michel as in Michel Goulet.  Thor complained that the goal should be disallowed because of "Roid" use, but Thor vented his rage by fluttering a one time shot past the Anvil.  Magoo put the Reds back on top when Butt Head made a beautiful

Father-Son star combination.

pass that Magoo fired past the Brain.  It looked like that would be the Meaningful game winner until the Geno (The Cyclops) tied the game at 2-2 in the third period.  Michel had several goals that were set up by a furry of passes between Buckshot and Brother Butt Head that had the Brain dizzy.  The weary Brain made more saves than any Duffer Goalie since Stump shut down the Hayward Muskies 11 years ago.  KK Art, was the most improved player this week, when he stopped backing senior citizens.  One line in the March 11 Duffer News seams to have slowed the big guy down.  Knarf and Klinger had their usual strong game defending their goal.
Peoria Trip:   The Duffers will play in the Peoria Civic Center on March 26, 2005 at 12:00 Noon.  We will meet at the Cracker Barrel on Weber road at 9:00 for a 9:30 departure.  We will watch the Rivermen play at 7:00 and spend the night at the Pere Marquette.  (The Anvil Van may spend the night) Eddie may be able to beat the Rivermen Hotel rate.  More Peoria Details

Media Guide   3/11/05 Starting Goalies  Anvil Vs. The Brain.
Healthy Scratches
The Flea, Harvey, The Goon, Brinks, Berserk, Sanchez, Tweedy, and The Nailer  Disabled List: Uncle Bob and Wheezer.  Retired: Papa Joe and The King.

Anvil and Stump have a laugh, as they listen to the Brain complain about excessive Shots On Goal.

 

 

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Peoria Details

We have 16 people that need a Room in Peoria and 23 that need tickets to the Rivermen game on Saturday, March 26, 2005.

The last time we asked for so many game tickets, we paid our way. 
The last few times we had 10 or 12 and Jason was nice enough to Comp us, so be prepared to pay
We are inching up to 3 lines, with 28 skaters and 3 goalies. (Not too many when we play for 3 hours) 
Please check the latest stat sheet to see if I have you in the right column. 
I have ordered 7 rooms  and they are all taken, if you need one, I can add one if you call Beak.
Peoria Day   overnight   Rivermen  Tickets
Frank 1 Beak 1 1 Beak
Art 1 Boris 1 1 Boris
Doc 1 Mike L 1 1 John
Gilbert 1 Ken L 1 1 Ken
Klinger 1 Jeff L 1 1 Jeff
Stump 1 Nailer 1 1 Nailer
Storm 1 Beer nuts 1 1 Beer nuts
Geno 1 Harvey 1 1 Harvey
Thor 1 Hitman 1 1 Hitman
Nick 1 Gilbert 1 1 Mike L
Emil* 1 Wife** 1 1 Rick**
Grant* 1 Rick** 1 1 Jason**
Steve* 1 Jason** 1 1 Frank
Garret* 1 John** 1 1 Bill
AJ* 1 Mini 1 2 Art
Rod* 1     4 Doc
Carl* 1     2 Gilbert
Kim*** 1     2 Mini
Anvil*** 1        
Brain*** 1        
  20        
*Peoria Duffers     15 23  
**Non skater     Overnight Tickets  
***Goalies 3        
Skaters 28        
       
           
           
Room #            
1 2 3 4 5 6 7
Mike L Beak Boris Nailer Harvey Gilbert Mini Wheeze
Rick** Ken John** Beer nuts Hitman Wife Janine
Jason** Jeff         Casey
 

 

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