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Papa Joe Makes a Comeback!

Romeoville, IL 01/15/2010  A Poor Turn Out and a Lousy Game!
Attendance 22                 

The turnout was not much better since we lost Brinks to the sunshine state, but he did send beer!  What a guy, He's vacationing and sending us beer.  Thanks Don!!  The game was a dog, with the outcome never in doubt.  The Reds couldn't score on the Brain and the Whites violated the Anvil at will.   V-Man showed no mercy as he popped in a Hat Trick.  Papa Joe, just 1 month shy of his 80th birthday had 4 break aways and scored on 2 of them.  The Anvil had to stop 12 other break aways, he was pretty good at it by the 3rd period.  John "Cone" Koss asked never to be paired with Fruit Cake and

There was a much better game on Sunday.  The Hawks beat Detroit!

Fred asked never to be paired with the Cone.  They didn't mesh too well.  TZ also had a pair for the Whites while T&A, Thor and Rich Storm settled for one goal each.  Only Tweedy and Big Number 33 were able to slip one past the Brain.  It was just one of those nights, when the Reds had a chance to beat the Brain, he made a great save, or they hit some iron. 

Whites 3, Reds 1 (Meaningful)
Whites 10, Reds 2 (Meaningless) 
We had a 6-6 tie at Wild Wings

A classic from the Duffer Photo File.

Thursday March 4
8:30 am: Bus leaves from Yorktown Mall
We will meet at the lot East of the old Bamboo Room
(It's North of JC Penny's and West of The Westin Hotel)

5:00 pm Check-In Marriott Courtyard

7:00 pm Nashville Predators VS. Los Angeles Kings

Papa Joe scored 2
Papa Joe, who is in the last month of being a septuagenarian set a new record for Duffer Hockey when he fired 2 goals past the startled Anvil.  Joe will join the octogenarian group in late February.  Go Joe!  He seamed to have all of his mental faculties after the game until he started talking about bringing his wife on our road trip to Nashville. Click here to go to Duffer History

After reading Neil Steinberg write about the Catholic Relief Services, I was in my Mom's name. I know she would have sent something.
As Kramer would say, "It's a write off!"
January 18, 2010
BY NEIL STEINBERG Sun-Times Columnist
You have what they need
Mayor Daley suggested those who want to help suffering Haiti give to the American Red Cross, and I suppose that's always a safe bet, assuming of course the Red Cross has finally gotten its act together and escaped its legacy of mismanagement and deception.
But I want to suggest to those touched by the Haitian disaster that they consider
supporting another organization: Catholic Relief Services.
CRS has been operating in Haiti since 1954, focusing on development -- helping communities build water and sanitation systems, setting up agricultural projects and food distribution networks, vocational classes, medical clinics and HIV services. They have 300 people working in Haiti, and all somehow survived the earthquake.
"It is a miracle," said Madeleine Philbin, CRS' Midwest regional director. "But unfortunately, many of their family members were killed."
Obviously, in the wake of a disaster, CRS shifts gears, putting development on hold and focusing instead on emergency needs.
"We have warehouses in different parts of Haiti and in the Dominican Republic," Philbin said. "We distributed what little we had, and now we're waiting for what's in the pipeline."
The great thing about Catholic Relief is they are not just racing in, handing out bags of rice, taking a few pictures for the annual report and then getting out. They're in for the long haul.
"We are doing relief, but what we really want to be doing is development," she said. "We don't want to just rebuild an impoverished Haiti."
I asked Philbin what people in Chicago can do to help.
"The best way to help is to pray for the people who are suffering and the people who are serving them," she said. "And to give financially."
Catholic Chicagoans did both simultaneously on Sunday -- Catholic churches held a special collection, with all proceeds going to CRS. If, like me, you missed church, you can call (877) HELP-CRS, as I did, and donate using a credit card. They ask if you'd like to make your donation in honor or memory of anybody. I said yes, I'd like to make mine in honor of Didier Thys, my old college roommate, who after graduation spent years in Haiti, tirelessly working to ease the suffering of her people as an employee of Catholic Relief Services.

Today's chuckle . . .
Rich Heller of Hanover Park shares the following:
I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive tests, he said I was doing "fairly well for a man who just turned 67."
Concerned about that "fairly well," I asked: "Do you think I'll live to be 80?''

"Hmmm," the doctor said, furrowing his brow. "Do you smoke tobacco, or drink alcoholic beverages?"
"Oh no," I replied . . .
"Do you eat sirloin steaks and barbecued ribs and such?"
"Rarely," I said. "My last doctor said red meat is very unhealthy."
"I see," he said. "Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, playing golf, sailing, hiking, that kind of thing?"
"No, I don't," I said.
"Do you have a vigorous sex life?"
I paused. "I guess not anymore," I admitted.
"Well then," the doctor said. "I don't understand why you give a damn whether you're alive or not."

 

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Who needs to go to Florida?  Beak's Hot Tub is always open! 

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These pictures were featured on the Channel 2 News this week.

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It looks like Klinger to me

Thanks to Brinks for the following tribute to us:

TO ALL THE KIDS WHO SURVIVED THE

1930's, 40's, 50's, 60's and 70's!! 


 

First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they were pregnant.

They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a can and didn't get tested for diabetes .


Then after that trauma, we were put to sleep on our tummies in baby cribs covered

with bright colored lead-base paints..

We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, locks on doors or cabinets and when we rode our bikes,

we had baseball caps

not helmets on our heads.

As infants & children, we would ride in cars with no car seats, no booster seats, no seat belts, no air bags, bald tires and sometimes no brakes.


Riding in the back of a pick- up truck on a warm day was always a special treat.

We drank water from the garden hose and not from a bottle.

We shared one soft drink with four friends, from one bottle and no one actually died from this, because we wiped off the germs with a dirty hand before we took a sip.

We ate cupcakes, white bread, real butter and bacon. We drank Kool-Aid made with real white sugar. And, we weren't overweight...   WHY? 

Because we were always outside playing

...that's why!

We would leave home in the morning and play all day, as long as we were back when the streetlights came on..

No one was able to reach us all day. And, we were OKAY.

We would spend hours building our go-carts out of scraps

and then ride them down the hill,

only to find out we forgot the brakes. After running into the bushes a few times, we learned to solve the problem

We did not have Play stations, Nintendo's and X-boxes. There were no video games, no 150 channels on cable, no video movies or DVD's,

no surround-sound or CD's,

no cell phones,

no personal computers

no Internet and no chat rooms. 

WE HAD FRIENDS and we went outside and found them!

We fell out of trees, got cut, broke bones and teeth and there were no lawsuits from these accidents. 
We would get spankings with wooden spoons, switches, ping pong paddles, or just a bare hand and no one would call child services to report abuse.

We ate worms and mud pies

made from dirt, and

the worms did not live in us forever.. 

We were given BB guns for our 10th birthdays, made up games with sticks and tennis balls and, although we were told it would happen, we did not poke out very many eyes.

  We rode bikes or walked to a friend's house and knocked on the door or rang t he bell, or just walked in and talked to them.
 

 Little League had tryouts and not everyone made the team.

Those who didn't had to learn

to deal with disappointment.

Imagine that!! 

The idea of a parent bailing us out
 if we broke the law was unheard of.
They actually sided with the law! 

These generations have produced some of the best

risk-takers, problem solvers and inventors ever.

 The past 50 years have been an explosion
 of innovation and new ideas..

We had freedom, failure, success and responsibility, and we learned how to deal with it all.

If YOU are one of them, CONGRATULATIONS! 

You might want to share this with others who have had the luck to grow up as kids, before the lawyers and the government regulated so much of our lives for our own good.

While you are at it, forward it to your kids so they will know how brave and lucky their parents were.

Kind of makes you want to run through the house with scissors, doesn't it ? 

The quote of the month is by

Jay Leno:


 

'With hurricanes, tornadoes, fires out of control, mud slides, flooding, severe thunderstorms tearing up the country from one end to another, and with the threat of bird flu and terrorist attacks, are we sure this is a good time to take God out of the Pledge of Allegiance?' 


I WILL NOT BE RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY INJURES IF NOT READ COMPLETELY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
EXERCISE FOR PEOPLE OVER 50
  
Begin by standing on a comfortable surface, where you have plenty of room at each side.
  
With a 5-lb potato sack in each hand, extend your arms straight out from your sides and hold them there as long as you can. Try to reach a full minute, and then relax.
  
Each day you'll find that you can hold this position for just a bit longer.
  
After a couple of weeks, move up to 10-lb potato sacks.
  
Then try 25-lb potato sacks and then eventually try to get to where you can lift a 50-lb potato sack in each hand and hold your arms straight for more than a full minute. (I'm at this level.)
  
After you feel confident at that level, put a potato in each sack.

 

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