Tweedy's scoreless streak when he one timed a perfect pass from Tom "Dimples" Zagorski and gave the Reds a 1-0 lead on the first shift.  Tweedy had a rough night, his own Dad just missed the 5 hole and rang him up for a save that he would rather not have made.  Beak motivated Tommy by telling him that Tweedy bragged to his Wags' team mates by saying he stopped Tommy on 22 breakaways.  Tommy went on to score 4 "revenge" goals.  The Whites made a game of it with goals by Hacksaw, T&A, Cross Check Mike (Who didn't cross check anyone this week, so we'll call him Rich Storm.)  Tweedy brought a friend Kevin, from a Wheaton Church league who scored 2 goals.  Kevin skated fast and hard for 60 seconds, then he got off and rested.  He would make a good match with Harvey.  He could skate 1 minute, Harvey could do his usual 5 minute shift and they would be in synch with the other wingers who usually average 3 minute shifts.  The Bookie got the game winning goal for the Reds to give them a 6-5 Meaningless win.  Hacksaw gave the Whites a 1-0 Meaningful win when he scored the only Meaningful goal.  Hacksaw accused Beak of being off side when he assisted on Dimples' first goal.  Beak was in his own zone when he chipped a pass out of the zone to send Tommy off to a breakaway goal. 
Thanks to V-Man and Tom O for supplementing Beak's 8 pack, we had just enough. Fred was happy with the pop too, he almost smiled and broke his face.  We solved Hacksaw's Tennis Elbow problem. He was puzzled that his left elbow is inflamed with Tennis Elbow, when He plays right handed.  We decided that he has WO Elbow. (He works the mouse with his right hand, and his left arm is .... never mind, you had to be there.)

Best laugh came from the W.C. Fields quote. "Drunks give drinking a bad name."
Second best laugh came from our talk about Bud Lite head aches. Beak said that when he played softball for a Bud team, they thought they had concussions every morning after drinking that rice beer. 

Perfect Attendance: The Anvil, Beak, The Bookie, Dimples, Fruit Cake, Klinger, Magoo, Tumblin Terry, V-Man (Tomatoseed), Rich Storm and T&A.