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US Robotics used to give free pages when you bought a modem from them, then they ended the program and all of my pages were lost.  I started using Geocities in the late 1990s, but they are closing that program, so I have rescued my pages to lopatka.net.  This page goes up to March 1999.  Geocities2 goes to August 1999 and Geocities 3 goes to January 2000.  Geocities4 has the recovered the early 2000 pages.  

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Newsletter #99  First Duffer Newsletter in Cyber Space 1997

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September 10, 1999 Reporters Cammi Granato *** Rich Storm Volume V Issue 27
The Duffers met at Famous Dave's to wish Boris the best on his retirement.
Famous Dave's is a manly restaurant with all kinds of dead animals on the walls.
Beak passed out work assignments for Cammi's charity hockey game. 25 Duffers and Duffer wives volunteered their time to help the event raise thousands of dollars for Cammi Granato's Golden Dreams For Children Foundation.
Cammi spent the evening scoring goals(3) and making dreams come true for many children.
Cammi's Mom, Dad, Sister and brothers pitched in to help out.
Rob scored a beautiful goal as he beat Murry Bannerman.
Links to
"What you missed this summer!"

Tweedy wedding 1
---- Tweedy's wedding 2
Picnic News
-----Picnic Pictures
Beak's Summer

Golf Outing

August 27.1999

Cammi's Celebrity Game
The Y2K season starts September 10, 1999
Sept. 10th 1999-2000 Season Starts
Friday, December 31st the Duffers bring in the year 2000!
Winter San Jose Trip
Dues are Due! $225.00
Go To Duffer Home
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September 24, 1999 Reporters***Rich Storm***Cammi Granato
Duffer Home Page

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Did you ever wonder why we call Bill, Klinger?  Rich Storm is back from Vacation.  He just sent this one in to give you a clue

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Tropical Storm, Harvey "The Flower" returned with a goal on his first shift to give Eddie the Anvil and the Blues a 1-0 meaningful win.  The meaningless game was no contest as the Blues showed no mercy.  The King went down and blocked a shot, just like you see on TV.

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November 12   November 26   December 10  December 17  ***Peoria Road trips
December 31,  ********************Duffer Y2K Party
January 8, 12 or 22, ***************San Jose.
Pending low air fair.


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October 1 ,1999
 
We could use the above picture for the
Kings Meaningless trophy
Bill Allen came out late as usual and the location of the White (Home Team) bench which is closest to the locker room, gives the home team a real advantage. They get the first right of refusal, which means that Alien doesn’t need a White jersey ever!  Bill put on a blue jersey then promptly scored a first period goal.  Brinks Granato scored a goal in the second period to save the day for the Whites, then he bought everyone a Strohs after the game.  Thanks Don!!  The meaningful score stayed at 1-1 as the meaningless contest really heated up with a pair of goals by Stump and Tweedy for the Home team, while Butt head and Berserk kept the Blues in the game.  Doc ended the suspense when he beat the Anvil in the final minute of the game for a 6-4 win for the Ghost and the Whites.
Correction! Add 57 goals to the Final score
Last week we reported that Harvey had the only meaningful goal, but Fred scored the 8th goal of the game and it was completely forgoten.  How could Beak forget a Bobka factor goal, that calculates out to a score of 64 (8 squared)?  You have to know Beak to answer this question.  If he is on the ice, he usually sees the goals and remembers some of them in.  If he is on the bench, he is busy telling stories, so you have to go to Henrys’after the game and enter the goal into the virtual reality section of his brain.  then it will show up in a newsletter.  That is how Beak found out about the Bobka goal.  Cougenhour poured Beak a tall one and said, “Hey! you really got Fruit Cake mad today when you didn’t mention his goal.”
So if you want to see your name in the Duffer News and on the Duffer Web page, you know what to do.  Show up at Henrys’, get Beak a glass and start pouring.  You don’t have to buy a beer any more, so it is easy.  Speaking of easy, we have quite a sum of left over money from overpayments.  Regulars at Henrys’ may have enough for a trip to Peoria soon.
 The Tweedy shed party on Sunday October 3, is hinging on the weather.  Call before you come out at 10:00.
 
 
Peoria Road Trips
 November 12-14
November 26-28
December 10-12
December 17-19
January 28-30
February 25-27
See the complete Peoria Rivermen Schedule
http://www.rivermen.net/schedule.shtml
Read about Coach Granato at:
http://www.rivermen.net/coaches.shtml
This is real talent!  You kids want to learn meaningful
life skills, Try balancing 2 meaningless trophies while
your beer is upright.

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October 1, 1999 Reporters Cammi Granato *** Rich Storm Volume V Issue 31
 
Anvil Gets Busted in Mayberry!
The Anvil spent the night in the Mayberry lock up
last week with Otis.  He was charged with creating
a disturbance in the town bar.
Whites Beat Blues in a Thriller
Duffer History
New Socks are Here!
 
Peoria Road Trips
11/12-14, 11/26-28  12/10-13, 12/17-19
Get away from it all!
Go to San Jose and Throw your
cell phone in the Pacific ocean.
$225.00
 

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October 8, 1999 Reporters Cammi Granato *** Rich Storm Volume V Issue 32
 
Miller Lite Bags 2 Meaningful Assists
 
Blues Beat the Whites
Wally World
 
The Peoria Rivermen, coached by Don Granato won their first exhibition game 7-6 as they downed the team from Quad Cities.  Their season opener is tonight.  You can see them play the Dayton Bombers Tomorrow.
 
Peoria Road Trips
11/12-14, 11/26-28  12/10-13, 12/17-19
 
The Tweedy shed building party lasted 2 days.  There is still enough beer
left over to have a painting  party.  Call Tweedy for details.
 
$225.00 

 

 

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October 15, 1999 Reporters Cammi Granato *** Rich Storm Volume V Issue 33
 
Blues Double the Whites
 
Peoria Road Trips
11/12-14, 11/26-28  12/10-13, 12/17-19
 
Audiences weren’t ready for the real Greg Brady

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October 29, 1999 Reporters Cammi Granato *** Rich Storm Volume V Issue 34
 
11 Weeks til San Jose
 Joe Mazz has a great package deal for San Jose.  We need 30 people to make a verbal commitment now, followed by a $100 deposit.  I have 17 Duffers plus Veto and his Dad.  Brinks has some nephews and cousins that would like to help us get to our quota if we don’t have enough Duffers.  Give Beak your answer, Yes or No we can’t deal with May Be.  Give the King your deposit.  $500 gets you:
Round trip Air Fair
4 days , 3 nights at the same luxury hotel
Rental Vans
1 Sharks Game
2 Duffer Games
Peoria Road Trip
The Week end of  November 12-14, will give you a chance to get in shape for Thanksgiving.  (2 Games in 24 hours.)  Here is the deal.  Friday November 12th, we play a Duffer game at home.  Saturday afternoon, we play a game in Peoria.  We have a team meal at the Brewery watch Donny’s Rivermen play at 7:30 and return home on Sunday the 14th.  We will travel with vans and cars, unless we get 20 or more, we will get a coach. Cost should be minimal.  (1 night in a motel)
We need a count now so that we can order you a room.
Bobka Scores 2
Bobka scored 2 goals last Friday, when he tipped a Tommy Z shot past his own goalie.  He also scored the first meaningful goal for his team.  The beauty of the Bobka factor was demonstrated as his first goal only counted as 1.  (The Square of 1 is 1) Tommy’s goal was tainted so it only made the score 1.41 (the Square root of 2) instead of 2-1.  Thor and Hacksaw tallied Meaningful goals for the Blues and Harvey scored one for the Whites to give the Whites a 2-2 tie!
 
Peoria Road Trips
11/13-14, 11/26-28  12/10-13, 12/17-19
 

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November 5, 1999 Reporters Cammi Granato *** Rich Storm Volume V Issue 35
 
Ghost Busters
Dill Deau and Hitman
 Dill Deau and Hitman busted Gary the Ghost for a 2-0 meaningful lead.  Brinks (Thanks for the Beer) took an off side pass from the Alien, then accepted a pass from referees, Agi and Larry, before he walked in and scored on the Anvil.  The meaningful contest looked like it would end that way until the closing minutes of the game when Beak, Thor and GOD Mike Lopatka had a shift that pinned the Blues in their own end for 2 minutes.  Tommy Z and Mike Lopatka set up his Grandpa Beak for the Game tying goal.  The Anvil made a nice save on Beak’s shot, but he couldn’t stop the rebound that Beak poked in with the point of his stick.
 The Blues won the meaningless contest with a couple of goals by Knarf's Grandson Bob.  Beak’s Grandson Mike scored the first meaningless goal for the Whites.
Duffer GOD, Mike Lopatka, went on to score the winning goal for Downers Grove South High School on Sunday night!
Peoria Road Trip
13, we will meet at the Holiday Inn  on Highway 83, just south of I-55.  (There is a Denny’s next door if you want breakfast) We will leave at 9:00 AM so that we can play at 12:30 PM. in the Civic Center Rink.  We will have a meal, then return to the rink for the Rivermen’s Game.  We will stay at the Holiday Inn, have Breakfast and return home on Sunday.
 Directions to the Peoria Civic Center:
Take I-55 and go Southwest for 106 miles. Take I-74 and go West for 34.7 miles. Exit on IL-40, (Civic Center exit) Knoxville Ave. and go North for     3.1 miles.   Total trip is about 150 miles
(I-55 has construction you may want to find a better route)
Stump Crushes Thor
The biggest story of the game was the action in the corner.  Stump was being his usual pain in the butt to Thor when Beak left his feet and checked Stump into Thor.  Thor went down with Stump on top.  It was a site to see all 3 players in a pile on the ice.
Are you having a Stump problem?
You can buy this Stump grinder for only $8,000
San Jose is Cloudy
Our clout in San Jose has dried up.  Stay tuned.
Go to Peoria, that is for sure!
Joe Mazz has a great package deal for San Jose.  We need 30 people to make a verbal commitment now, followed by a $100 deposit.  I have 17 Duffers plus Veto and his Dad.  Brinks has some nephews and cousins that would like to help us get to our quota if we don’t have enough Duffers.  Give Beak your answer, Yes or No we can’t deal with May Be.  Give the King your deposit.  $500 gets you:
Round trip Air Fair
4 days , 3 nights at the same luxury hotel
Rental Vans
1 Sharks Game
2 Duffer Games (We don't know if we can get ice)
 
 
       
He's a cute little fellow
Peoria Road Trips
11/13-14, 11/26-28  12/10-13, 12/17-19
 
 
 
 We are Going on a Duffer Road trip!

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November 12, 1999 Reporters Cammi Granato *** Rich Storm Volume V Issue 36
 
Brinks Bags 3
 
 I am waiting for Duffer reporters to send in their account.  All I know is Brinks Granato scored 3 goals for the White guys while Magoo scored one for someone.  Last week, we reported how Thor, Beak and Stump were hit by a "Gravity Storm"*.  This week, The Anvil suffered a Gravity Storm caused by MF.  It knocked him into the net with the puck for a meaningless goal.
*You can find out more about a Gravity Storm by listening to
Jimmy Buffett's CD titled "Off To See The Lizard"
We all learn early that when you mess with Gravity, you lose!
Beak got to Henry's early after entertaining 40 Bativia kids with a view of Jupiter in his telescope.  He sat all alone with a pitcher waiting for the rest of the team to show up.  No one told him that they changed restaurants.  After singing 3 Jimmy Buffett songs and running out of beer, he was about to go home when Cougenhour saved the day!
Fortunately Butt Head and Doc showed and they were able to hunt down the team in the family restaurant next door.
This Report just came in!
The Blue team should have purchased the Stump grinder last week, because Stump was on his game last Friday, helping the White's to a rare Meaningful / Meaningless combination victory.  Johnny Z got the Meaningless scoring started for the White's when he slipped one past the Anvil very early in
the 1st period.  Number Seven was inspired by something.  After the first goal, Don Granato carried the white team, with the first Meaningful hat trick since last spring.  The first two were easy and obviously flustered the blue team.  His final goal of the night was interrupted by a couple of meaningless goals from Fetting and somebody else I can't remember, who didn't pour Rich Storm a beer.   Special accolades go out to Thor Miller who contributed in his own way. (by pouring the reporters a beer)  With his son not skating, Miller was able to concentrate his efforts into helping
his team, as opposed to chasing his son, with the empty hopes of knocking him off his stride.  The result of his effort was 3 assists, 2 meaningful and one meaningless.
    With the score 6-0 going into the 3rd period.  The only one to point out Stump's shutout was his center, King Kong Zagorski.  Stump assured him the shutout wouldn't last past the first two minutes. Hitman was pleased to oblige Stump by narrowing the Meaningful margin 3-1.  The Blues had 4
unanswered goals in the final period from the sticks of Berzerk, Cough-an- hour, and another Meaningful by Klinger, who used a couple screens to his advantage from the slot.    With no scoring from the White team in the third period, the highlight for them came when the King had to cover for his aggressive partner on defense, (son of knarf).  The Doc was moving in on a break-away when The King sacrificed his body.  The result was the best hit this reporter has seen since Thor, Beak and Stump were hit by a "Gravity Storm"  The Doc managed to get his skates over his own head and come down before the final buzzer sounded.  That was a Class 5 Gravity Storm.
Final        Meaningful    Meaningless    Totals
Whites     3                    3                    6
Blues       2                    2                    4
- Rich Storm
 
 
   From:
        M Presecky mpreseck@sprynet.com
 
Don't forget Tuesday.  "Live, Tuesday's, Thursday's, & Saturday's" goes on sale for Less than $10.00 @ Best Buy
Here's a good Buffett site!
Church of Buffet Orthodox
 
This Limo should be big enough to take our team to Peoria!
Peoria Road Trip
Saturday November 13, we will meet at the Holiday Inn  on Highway 83, just south of I-55.  (There is a Denny’s next door if you want breakfast) We will leave at 9:00 AM so that we can play at 12:30 PM. in the Civic Center Rink.  We will have a meal, then return to the rink for the Rivermen’s Game.  We will stay at the Holiday Inn, have Breakfast and return home on Sunday.
 Directions to the Peoria Civic Center:
Take I-55 and go Southwest for 106 miles. Take I-74 and go West for 34.7 miles. Exit on IL-40, (Civic Center exit) Knoxville Ave. and go North for     3.1 miles.   Total trip is about 150 miles
 
 
 Apollo 17 astronaut Harrison Schmitt standing next to a boulder at Taurus-Littrow during third EVA, looks like Boris by that bolder on the Pacific ocean.
Get to work on this one Rich Storm!
San Jose is Cloudy
Our clout in San Jose has dried up.  Stay tuned.
Go to Peoria, that is for sure!
Joe Mazz has a great package deal for San Jose.  We need 30 people to make a verbal commitment now, followed by a $100 deposit.  I have 17 Duffers plus Veto and his Dad.  Brinks has some nephews and cousins that would like to help us get to our quota if we don't have enough Duffers.  Give Beak your answer, Yes or No we can't deal with May Be.  Give the King your deposit.  $500 gets you:
Round trip Air Fair
4 days , 3 nights at the same luxury hotel
Rental Vans
1 Sharks Game
2 Duffer Games (We don't know if we can get ice)
 
 
 
Peoria Road Trips
11/13-14, 11/26-28  12/10-13, 12/17-19
 

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November 19, 1999 Reporters Cammi Granato *** Rich Storm Volume V Issue 37
 
The guy in the Blue Guest Sweater is 5 years older than Papa Joe!
 
When is the next Peoria trip?
Best Friday just got better we now have the opportunity to skate on Thursday morning at 9:00 (Thanksgiving), skate again Friday at our usual time and then play a game in the early afternoon in the Peoria Civic Center on Saturday Morning.  You can't beat that for a weekend?
What Happened in Peoria?
So many things happened in one day it would be impossible for me to put together a 5 page newsletter in time for Friday, so these are some highlights that you can ask about when you go in the bar.  This is the first road trip that I never turned on the TV. After skating, eating and going to the Rivermen game it was three o'clock in the morning and time to get some sleep.
. Beer nuts made a friend in the party box and he invited all of the Duffers to get free beer, food and snacks.  What a country !  If you have a half-hour, ask Beer nuts to tell you about his cell phone story and the sky box story but since you know about the sky box story already, you can just do what Brinks did.  Hold up your hand and say, "Beak told me all about it, save your breath. " You can also ask Beer nuts about Stacy and having his zipper open.
 
The duffer game was the greatest!  We had of bunch of guys from Peoria that were not only our age but where equal in ability. There was a guy named Pete who was born in 1925 and when we mentioned Jimmy Buffett, his head snapped around and he started singing a Jimmy Buffett tune.
Things to ask about?
 Bob Plager Stories
Wedding ring
Glenn Hall's barn
Bob Plager’s book
Rubbers in Toronto
 Nine inches and hurt
  Glenn Halls game preparation
 
The big game
Eddie the Anvil was outstanding! The Peoria goalie was having a bad day, as Harvey and the Hit man scored on him.  Those are the only meaningful goals that I can remember but there were a lot more meaningless scores. Some Duffers were worried that I would forget Friday's practice game and they were right, but Papa Joe reminded me that he scored a meaningful goal.  He also reminded me that Fruit bread scored two for the blues.  Stump had a great game with the shutout going down to the final minutes when Tweedy spoiled it with a shot off of the center post that whent in and out.
 
Bob Plager
After the Rivermen game, we went down to the hospitality room and had a couple of beers.  Coach Granato was talking to chief scout of the St. Louis Blues, Bob Plager, when he called Beak over to join in the conversation. Donny introduced Beak as the chief editor of the Duffer News. Bob Plager then asked what he had to do to get his name in the Duffer News.  Beak said, "that's easy! You're 57 years old, just score a goal and you're in the news or you can do something stupid.
 
The Scout replied, "Oh that's easy, just follow me around tonight and you will have plenty of things for the news. Beak said, "good, I got my digital camera let's go!"  Bob said, “ Oh no!  No cameras allowed, I'm still married.  Beak called Beer nuts, Hit man, and Son of Frank over to join in on the stories.  After an hour of storytelling and jokes, Coach Granato and his wife led them to Skulleys bar and grill where there were 65 - 70 people waiting outside in line.  Donny went to the doorman and they were waived in to an empty table.  Bob continued to tell stories until three in the morning.  Son of Knarf was amazed as Beak and Beer nuts were quiet for hours.
 
We had a nice locker room to dress
in.  We had padded chairs, big hot
tub and plenty of room for our clothes.
 
The Next Peoria Road Trip
Saturday November 27, we will meet at the Holiday Inn  on Highway 83, just south of I-55.  (There is a Denny’s next door if you want breakfast) We will leave at 9:00 AM so that we can play at 12:30 PM. in the Civic Center Rink.  We will have a meal, then return to the rink for the Rivermen’s Game.  We will stay at the Holiday Inn, have Breakfast and return home on Sunday.
 Directions to the Peoria Civic Center:
Take I-55 and go Southwest for 106 miles. Take I-74 and go West for 34.7 miles. Exit on IL-40, (Civic Center exit #94) Knoxville Ave. and go North for     3.1 miles.   Total trip is about 150 miles
 
 
 
Who Needs San Jose when you can go to Peoria!
Our clout in San Jose has dried up.  Stay tuned.
 
Peoria Road Trips
 12/10-13, 12/17-19

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November 25, 1999 Reporters Cammi Granato *** Rich Storm Volume V Issue 38
 
Rich Storm sent this warning.  Harvey better get a haircut before our 2010 Road Trip.
 
The Rivermen have been hit by injuries so Coach Granato had to call on Wheezer to fill the roll of enforcer.

 

When is the next Peoria trip?
Best Friday just got better we now have the opportunity to skate on Thursday morning at 9:00 (Thanksgiving) skate again Friday at our usual time and then play a game in the early afternoon in the Peoria Civic Center on Saturday Morning. (November 27) You can't beat that for a weekend?
Duffer Referee in Chief, Agi, accused the Duffer News of tactics used by scandal papers that get you to buy their sleazy paper in the supper market check out line.  She wanted to know all about Beer nuts, Stacy and the open Zipper. The following cartoon will explain Stacy.  The open zipper was on his hockey bag.  Sorry if you were disappointed!
 Friday's Game
Eddie the Anvil was still hot from his Peoria experience and Gary the Ghost was in for a long night when Fruit Bread scored on him in the first period.  Eddie made a great stop on Magoo and then Thor and Brinks put the game out of reach with meaningful tallies.  Meaningful score: Whites 3, Blues 0
 
 
The Next Peoria Road Trip
Saturday November 27, we will meet at the Holiday Inn  on Highway 83, just south of I-55.  (There is a Denny’s next door if you want breakfast) We will leave at 9:00 AM so that we can play at 12:30 PM. in the Civic Center Rink.  We will have a meal, then return to the rink for the Rivermen’s Game.  We will stay at the Holiday Inn, have Breakfast and return home on Sunday.
 Directions to the Peoria Civic Center:
Take I-55 and go Southwest for 106 miles. Take I-74 and go West for 34.7 miles. Exit on IL-40, (Civic Center exit #94) Knoxville Ave. and go North for     3.1 miles.   Total trip is about 150 miles
 
 
 
San Jose trip is dead!
Our clout in San Jose has dried up.  Stay tuned.
Let's go to Hayward in March!
 
Peoria Road Trips
 12/10-13, 12/17-19
 
 
 
 With these wheeles, Beer Nuts wouldn't
have to worry if his zipper was open.

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December 3, 1999 Reporters Cammi Granato *** Rich Storm Volume V Issue 39
 
Don Granato sent this warning.  "Get 20 guys for your next Road Trip!"
 
 
Coach Granato gives the King his order.  Beer Nuts enjoys his own personal locker.
 
 
Hacksaw and Knarf try to muster enough energy to play their 3rd game in a 50 hour period.
 
 
Brinks has the Quote of the week.  He told Cammi "The Duffers have me playing games on Thursday, Friday and Saturday.  Are you coming to my funeral on Sunday?"
Beer Nuts works out with the weights before the game
 
    Wheezer waits for Harvey.     Too many Beers to choose from.
 
The Peoria Duffers enjoy reading the Duffer News.
The Duffers share a few stories with old friends.
 
Harvey's first Dove bar.
 
Wheezer takes in the view.          Coach Granato with the Sunday paper.
The Next Peoria Road Trip
Saturday December 18, we will try to have an Old fashioned Duffer Road trip.  (A bus full of hockey players with no dogs, kids, wives or girl friends)  Coach Granato declared a 20 Duffer minimum.  He can't understand how we can get 35 guys to spend $550 to see Tony and we can only find 10 or 12 guys with $68.00 to play on his ice.  He put a bounty on the Duffers.  If we can't get 20 guys to come down, the trip is canceled.  Some of he Peoria Duffers offered to drive up here and play on Friday night, then help us fill our 20 man minimum if we can't get enough participation.
We will meet at the Holiday Inn  on Highway 83, just south of I-55.  (There is a Denny’s next door if you want breakfast) We will leave at 9:00 AM so that we can play at 12:30 PM. in the Civic Center Rink.  We will have a meal, then return to the rink for the Rivermen’s Game.  We will stay at the Holiday Inn, have Breakfast and return home on Sunday.
 
  
The Peoria Rivermen beat the Generals 7-4 in a penalty filled game. An hour long first period, marred by 141 penalty minutes put the King to sleep.
 
 
After the game, the Duffers had a night cap at Bennigans.
Sunday Morning, the Duffers passed up a chance to skate again and went to the fitness center instead, but no one had a key so they went to breakfast.  Wheezer passed up an opportunity to go to church with Brinks because the Catholic mass was too much work.  "They make you stand up, sit down and kneel.  I would go if they would just let you sit there.  That is too much work!"
 
Let's go to Hayward in March!
We may be able to fill a bus with some of our Peoria team mates!
 
Peoria Road Trips
 12/11-13 or 12/18-19
Magoo and Wheezer scored, but that is all I can remember. E-mail me   lopatka@ix.netcom.com Blues 2 (Harvey and Alien) Whites 1 (Beak) Granato had 2 for the Whites Peoria's Emo had one or two for the Blues.  There were a lot of meaningless goals that didn't register.  Peoria's Art had some of those.
Dec. 31     Y2K Party
We now have the Ice rink reserved for a New year's Eve party from 8:30 PM.  until ?
Now all we have to know is how many people will show up.
We will have a family skate.  There will be a small charge to cover food and drinks.  $10.00 saves you a spot!

 

 

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December 10, 1999 Reporters Cammi Granato *** Rich Storm Volume V Issue 40
 
Duffer Advisor
There were several request for a return of the Duffer Advisor, so here it is.
Dear Duffer Advisor,
 I have had trouble getting away
for a Duffer Road trip.
Can you help?  Tripless

Dear Tripless,
 Trade Offs!  That’s the key.  You need to give your lady something of equal value.  Some of you went home and told her how much fun you had in San Jose, instead of telling her how miserable you were without her.  Big mistake!  You know your lady hates to see you have fun. (Ever wonder why she closes her eyes when you are making love to her?)
 Now you have to pay.  Offer her a trip somewhere or tell her you voted to pass up the Duffer Y2K party because it would have been too much fun per dollar.  Promise to take her someplace and spend $500 in exchange for a trip to Peoria on December 18th or January 27.  Show her the expense graph below and remind her you will only be away from home for one night and you will spend less than $100, unless you go to the Casino and get lucky  like UB, then you might make a profit. (Which will go unreported so that you will have a slush fund to go to Hayward)

Friday 12/10/99
 The Ghost is on suicide watch!  He may never recover from the humiliating experience he suffered on Friday.  With the help of his defensemen, Stump, he suffered shame that no other Duffer goalie has suffered in 29 years.  He gave up 4 meaningful goals.  Fruit cake scored three and Harvey scored 1.  If that wasn’t bad enough, Koss also added a meaningless hat trick.  Meanwhile, Eddie “The Anvil” was having the game of his life, until Magoo spoiled his shut out and Brinks added another to make the final 4-2 in favor of the Blues.
Nick Names
 Our Peoria Duffers have been enjoying the Duffer News on the internet, but they would like to know a little about our names and how they were derived.  Some names have a story behind them, like Wheezer. He  got his name after his first shift when Beak asked him his name and he was wheezing so much, he couldn’t answer.  Some names are derived from their given name like Jerry “Beer Nuts’ Biernat, Bob “Dill” Deau, Vidas “Formica” Cermarka, Gary “Ghost” Kasper, Arvydas “Harvey” Dikinis, John “Hit man” Heitman, Glen “Par 3” Oakes, Frank “Knarf” (Frank spelled backwards)Presecky, Rich “Muzzie“  Masiulewicz, Dan “Maz” Mazanec, Rick “Dizzy” Dzingel and Jerry “Scrotum” Oskroba.  Walter “Waju” Kraft and Fred “Fruit Cake” Bobka got their tags from the Polish translation of their names.
Some Duffers get their names from what they do.  Mike “Capt Hook’ Spillman owns Split Second Towing, (630-969-2579)Ron “Doc” Dubreuil is a professor at the University of Chicago, Keith “Doc” Suchy is a Dentist, Tim “Drano” Staats is a plumber with a teaching degree.  Jim “The King” Miceli owns the Duffers while Paul “Marsha” Novak is a lawyer and he got his name during the OJ trial.  Bob “Orion” Morgan is a hunter and Mike “The Nailer” DeVivo was a roofer.  Dan “Tweedy” Lopatka got his name when he was a 10 years old referee for the Duffers.  Chris “Woody” Mazurk works with wood, although some say he was tagged in the shower as was Stump.  Nick “The Hammer” Brescia brought a hammer into the locker room and gave us some inexpensive clothes hangers.
(16 penny nails.)
Association
 The following Duffers get their names from who they associate with: Tom “Butt Head” Morgan hangs with Jim “Beavis” Coughenour.  Joe “Cuzin Joe” Gotfryd got his name when his cousin Tom “Slime Dog” Kowalkowski brought him to the Duffers.  Other family oriented names are Jerry “Prince” Miceli (Son of The King), Mike “Son of Frank” Presecky, Bob “Uncle Bob” Oskroba, Ken “Beak Jr.” Lopatka, Rob “Piggy Bank” Granato is the son of Don “Brinks” Granato who got his name from his kids.   Whenever they asked for money, Don would say, “What do you think I am?  Brinks!”
Physiology
Greg “Beak” Lopatka got tagged for his nose.  Ken “Stump” Barczynski was as high as he was wide when he joined the Duffers as a 16 year old goalie.  Jim “Titz” Michaelsen could fill out a DDD Bro-zier.  John “King Kong” Zagorski had his picture taken with ex-Black Hawk, King Kong Korab, and was a head taller.  John’s brother, Tom “Ahb” Zagorski got his name by stuttering every time his parents asked an accusing question, he would say, “Ahb, Ahb, Ahb.  John “Magoo” Landry is as blind as  Mr. Magoo.  Bill “Klinger” Giffune would have been named Beak but that name was taken, so he was tagged Klinger since he looked like the MASH star.
Behavior
 Bruce “Disco Bear” Schmitz danced his way to a name at a Duffer New Year’s Eve party years ago.  Boris “Hacksaw” Pavichevich exposed a 20 inch scratch on his back when he removed his shirt.  He got that when he scratched his back with a hacksaw blade.     John “Cry Baby” Koss gets his name when he cries for more ice time.  He was called “Anti-Koss” last week when he complained about too much ice time.  Bill “Alien” Allen is out there, he has problems adjusting to planet earth.  Larry “Slot Machine” Hansen is a one armed bandit on the ice.  Ed “Anvil” Hawrysio.  Bob “Geek” Friedlander, Joe “Papa Joe” Mazzarella and Gene “Thor” Miller got their names for obvious reasons!
 Who OOWNNNS the Chiefs?
 
 
 The Next Peoria Road Trip
Saturday December 18 is the next window of opprotunity.  Maybe we should wait until January 15 or maybe even the 28 and 29.  That week end, the Rivermen have a Friday and Saturday home game. Maybe we could get 20 guys for a 2 night trip.
 
 
 
 
Papa "The Judge" Mazzarrella" is pictured here with
the winning Randolph school science fair contestant.
San Jose trip is dead!
Our clout in San Jose has dried up.  Stay tuned.
Let's go to Hayward in March!
 
 
Possible Peoria Road Trips
 12/18-19, 1/15-18 or 1-27-29

DUFFER NEWS

 Visit the Duffer Web Page at: http://www.geocities.com/Colosseum/Gym/2175/dufferhome.html

 

December 17, 1999 Reporters Cammi Granato *** Rich Storm Volume V Issue 41
 
 
Friday 12/10/99
 The Ghost is still on suicide watch!  He never showed up for Friday's game after giving up hat tricks to Fruit cake and Koss. Stump had to protect the nets for the Whites.  The game was a low scoring event as Doc scored for the Blues and some one scored for the Whites.  It might have been one of the Mazzarrellas there were a lot of them on the ice, then again it might have been one of the Morgans.  Oh, now I remember it was Woody Berserk.  Papa almost had one but he was hindered just as he shot.  Beak had the only thing that resembled a meaningful goal when he poked a shot past Stump that came to rest just past the left post.  Beer Nuts said that Stump slid across and "accidentally" pushed the net back so that the puck was now resting next to the left post.  When Lil' Ben got there, Stump was able to talk him into disallowing the goal.  That was an easy task, because Stump is Ben's idle, even though Stump looks up to him.
Wally Returns!
Welcome to, "take a picture with Wally Day!"
 

Beak, The Judge, Skeeter, Wally and the King.                      The Gang

 
 
        Orion the Hunter and Wally                Wally, King and Fruit Cake

 
Skeeter, Hitman and the King.                         Berzerk, Doc and Hitman

 

 

Hyper Linked Nick Names
  You can see a picture of the Duffer that goes along with the name.  Just click once (No double click needed) on the underlined link and it will take you there!
Our Peoria Duffers have been enjoying the Duffer News on the internet, but they would like to know a little about our names and how they were derived.  Some names have a story behind them, like Wheezer. He  got his name after his first shift when Beak asked him his name and he was wheezing so much, he couldn't answer. Mini Wheezer got his name by looking like Wheezer. Rick Feldman got his nick name when Beak couldn't remember his name when he was writing the list for a road trip.  He was listed as Gilbert (Pronounced Jillbear) 

Some names are derived from their given name like Agatha "Agi The Ref", Jerry “Beer Nuts" Biernat, Bob “Dill” Deau, Vidas “Formica” Cermarka (also was called Veto), Gary “Ghost” Kasper, Arvydas “Harvey” Dikinis, John “Hit man” Heitman, Glen “Par 3” Oakes, Frank “Knarf” (Frank spelled backwards) Presecky, Rich “Muzzie“  Masiulewicz, Dan “Maz” Mazanec, Rick “Dizzy” Dzingel and Jerry “Scrotum” Oskroba.  Walter “Waju” Kraft and Fred “Fruit Cake” Bobka got their tags from the Polish translation of their names. Perry Lea got tagged "The Flea"  when he was a kid, and he carried it with him to the Duffers. Brian "The Brain" Opalka, our youngest Duffer plays Goalie he got his name from a misspelling. Gene "Geno" Cromwell returned after a 10 year sabbatical leave. Emil is one of our Peoria Duffers and we started calling him Emily on our San Jose road trip.  He didn't really like that name too much, so he is stuck with it. Bill Conti may be called the Maestro since Bill Conti (No relation) the musical conductor/director that wrote the themes to The Right Stuff, Rocky, Dynasty and Falcon Crest, then again, he may be called Roids after Victor Conti who supplied Berry Bonds with the Wrong Stuff. Beak invited T.O. Tom O'Connor to join us when he was 53 years old, he finally made it two years later in 2007.  Another Duffer picked up a nick name with his initials, Tom Ambrosia is called T&A.


Occupation

Some Duffers get their names from what they do.  Mike “Captain Hook" Spillman owns Split Second Towing, (630-969-2579) Ron “Doc” Dubreuil is a professor at the University of Illinois, Keith “Doc” Suchy is a Dentist, Tim “Drano” Staats is a plumber with a teaching degree.  Jim “The King” Miceli owns the Duffers while Paul “Marsha” Novak is a lawyer and he got his name during the OJ trial.  Bob “Buckshot” Morgan is a hunter and Mike “The Nailer” DeVivo was a roofer.  Dan “Tweedy” Lopatka got his name when he was a 10 years old referee for the Duffers.  Chris "Berserk" or Chris “Woody” Mazurk works with wood, although some say he was tagged in the shower as was StumpNick “The Hammer” Brescia brought a hammer into the locker room and gave us some inexpensive clothes hangers. (16 penny nails.)  Tim "Basketball Jones" Smith is called Basketball Jones, because he looked like a basketball player in his old High School Hockey pants. Those pants have been retired, but the name lives on. Tim almost got in trouble when his boss came in while he was looking at this picture of Buckshot and Hacksaw.  

Association
 The following Duffers get their names from who they associate with: Tom "Butt Head Morgan hangs with Jim “Beavis” CoughenourJoe “Cuzin Joe” Gotfryd got his name when his cousin Tom “Slime Dog” Kowalkowski brought him to the Duffers.  Other family oriented names are Jerry “Prince” Miceli (Son of The King), Mike "Son of Frank" Presecky also called “Rich Storm” when he is contributing to the Duffer News, Bob “Uncle Bob” Oskroba, is Mini-Wheezer's Uncle Ken “Beak Jr.” Lopatka, is Beak's son,  Rob “Piggy Bank” Granato is the son of Don “Brinks” Granato who got his name from his kids.   Whenever they asked for money, Don would say, “What do you think I am?  Brinks!” We have "Peoria King" Koudelka he got his name by helping set up Peoria road trips.  Ed "Special Ed" Radakovitz joined the team with that name, because he is special. Scott "The Bookie" Wayne looks like Mike Moffit (The Broken thumbs guy from Seinfeld) who played Kramer's Bookie.
Physiology
Greg “Beak” Lopatka got tagged for his nose.  Ken “Stump” Barczynski was as high as he was wide when he joined the Duffers as a 16 year old goalie.  Jim “Titz” Michaelsen could fill out a DDD Bro-zier.  John “King Kong” Zagorski had his picture taken with ex-Black Hawk, King Kong Korab, and was a head taller.  John’s brother, Tom “Ahb” Zagorski got his name by stuttering every time his parents asked an accusing question, he would say, “Ahb, Ahb, Ahb.  John “Magoo” Landry is as blind as  Mr. Magoo.  Bill “Klinger” Giffune would have been named Beak but that name was taken when he joined us in the early 80s, so he was tagged Klinger since he looked like the MASH star.  Bill Louis was called "By the way Bill" on his first night when he introduce himself that way, he was later called Blue Ball Bill when he complained about a pain that lasted a few months.  Bill's wife read the front page article on The cover of the Sun  Newspaper and had him call the King.  During our trip to Toronto in 2006, Bill brought out some old Canadian friends to play with us.  Darren Lamont called Dexterous Daren and Lu Pinet, now known as Leapin Lu. (He is the one sitting behind Hitman with his back on the Electrical box) They had so much fun with us in their home town, that they joined us on our Phoenix Road trip in 2008. After playing 3 games in 4 days, Lu was signing his e-mails with Limpin Lu. 
             Behavior
Bruce “Disco Bear” Schmitz danced his way to a name at a Duffer New Year's Eve party years ago.  Boris “Hacksaw” Pavichevich exposed a 20 inch scratch on his back when he removed his shirt.  He got that when he scratched his back with a hacksaw blade.  Boris is also known as Mr. Clean.   John “Cry Baby” Koss gets his name when he cries for more ice time.  He was called “Anti-Koss” last week when he complained about too much ice time. Lorenzo "Sanchez" Dibaco got that tag for no special reason, other than to irritate him, he took it well.  Bill “Alien” Allen is out there, he has problems adjusting to planet earth.  Larry “The Goon” Hansen is a Hansen Brother.  Ed “Anvil” HawrysioBob “Geek” Friedlander, Joe “Papa Joe” "The Judge" "The Barber" Mazzarella,   Joe Jr. "Skeeter" Mazzarella and Gene “Thor” Miller got their names for obvious reasons! Joe found out that there are three ways to get in the Duffer News.
  1. Score a meaningful goal
  2. Do something stupid
  3. Be a judge at the Randolph Science fair (No longer works, since Beak retired)

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 The Next Peoria Road Trip
Saturday December 18 is for Duffers who like to watch.  The Afternoon ice is not available because of a basketball game.  We are checking on January 15 or the 28 and 29.  That week end, the Rivermen have a Friday and Saturday home game. Maybe we could get 20 guys for a 2 night trip.
 
 
 
 
 

 

 

DUFFER NEWS

 Visit the Duffer Web Page at: http://www.geocities.com/Colosseum/Gym/2175/dufferhome.html

 

December 24, 1999 Reporters Cammi Granato *** Rich Storm Volume V Issue 42
 
 
Friday 12/17/99
The Ghost was removed from suicide watch!  As he returned to turn in a real solid performance in the last Duffer game of the millennium.  His only flaw was a lucky meaningful goal by Fruit cake.  Dizzy Dizingle scored the last meaningless goal of the millennium when he scored in the final minute of the game.  Klinger tipped one past one past his only goalie to help Dizzy get the last hat trick of the Millennium.  Fred bought the last beer of the Millennium, to make sure his goal was recorded for posterity in the First Duffer News of the new Millennium.
 
 
The First Peoria Road Trip of the Millennium! The Next Peoria Road Trip
January 28 and 29.  That week end, the Rivermen have a Friday and Saturday home game. Coach Granato has arranged for us to play Friday and Saturday afternoon.  We will watch the Rivermen play in the evenings of those days. Plan to take the day off on Friday.  we will  be leaving at 10 AM.
 
 
 
 
Wally is working on a trip to Charlestown SC.
If that doesn't work, the Mayor of Hayward is always ready to open the city up to us!  We haven't won the beer drinking trophy in several years.
Let's go to Hayward in March!