we played hockey for FREE.  We stayed in a $100 room then   had a FREE brunch.  Followed by another FREE hockey game on the big arena rink.  We had a steak that almost filled up Wheezer.  (You recall that Wheezer doesn't get full, he just gets tired of chewing)  We had FREE steak and wine.We were given FREE tickets to watch two of the best junior A teams in the nation.  Thank you Don Granato! 
We already had more than our money's worth, and we still had another night in a $100 room with a FREE brunch.  Don't forget the FREE pool and hot tub.  and the FREE luxury ride home with a FREE movie.  He'll never miss another Duffer road trip. 
Don't Forget!
As the stories started to flow in the bar at the Delphian House on Friday, Chris Mazurk and Joe Jr. pulled out cash deposits for Hayward in March.
Don't forget to bring your skates to the Duffer New Year's Eve skating party.  The rink has no rental skates.

ron@drugs.bsd.uchicago.edu                     To: Gregory Lopatka Re: HOCKEY                                                                 
                                                                             
A Few More Reasons "Why

Sex Is Better Than Hockey"
Pocket Rocket" is a compliment.
You can tape your stick.
You don't have to score; you get points just for an assist.
A penalty gets you at least two minutes in the box.
Stickhandling will not make you go blind.
Cool phrases like "Puck You!!"
However, in some ways hockey is WORSE than sex:
Helmets are mandatory.
Roughing is an infraction.
You have to worry about shooting too high or too wide.
Wayne Gretzky is known as "the Great One."
The "Golden Jet" is NOT what it sounds like.
There is a guy whose only job is to prevent you from scoring.
Slap shots and wrist shots can go on all game and still you might not score all night long.
Regardless of which is better, just remember that like in hockey, the easiest way to score is to hang out by the crease.
>  > Ron Doc

Beak scored 20 seconds into the game on a nice passing play from his son Tweedy and Dill Deau.  Eddie the Anvil didn't have a chance to stop the tap in.   Wheezer answered that goal with a score for the Blues, and Hitman Heitman gave the his team the lead in the second period.
Dill Deau inserted his 2 size D Energizer batteries and knotted the score at 2.  The Meaningful game ended in a two all tie.  The Blues ran away with the meaningless win.
More Green Bay
We have been flooded with mail from fans that are not familiar with the Metric system.  Last week we reported that the King's shot from center ice, in front of 4000 Cheese heads, was wide of the net by less than a decameter.  People want to know, how big is a decameter.  Is it less than a meter or bigger than a liter? 
The answer is 0.1 decameter = 1 meter.  Now you know the King was not "Way Wide Left" like his son Jerry.  We hope the King will continue going on Duffer road trips. 
One of our newer Duffers could not believe what a great weekend we had for $175.  We had great food and Strohs on the bus.  Then