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The Duffers had 5 foursomes at the 2019 Holy Trinity Golf outing

Rob Granato filled in for his brother Don who had to go to Buffalo

(Left to Right) Brinks, Rob, Luke, Tweedy and the Czar

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Carmela made a great putt with her hockey stick!

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Grandpa Ken with his grandkids Lennie and Carmela

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https://youtu.be/XOwRDi23IPk Luke’s drive

https://youtu.be/iFCSLrIp-JA Luke almost hits the beer cart.

Holy Trinity Pictures

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Luke had the longest drive in his group on the last hole. He also hit the beer cart.

Those videos are on youtube.

Fred started his summer by attending his son John's graduation from Law School. Congratulations John!

Thanks to the following Duffers for making the picnic possible.

The Czar:       168 Beers

Tommy Z:       Charcoal & Lighter fluid / Paper Products
Tweedy:         20 lbs of sausage, 10 lbs of Beef
Vman:            27’ of Bread
Beak:             Electric Lighter, butter can, awards, apron, Tub for Corn
TO:                Pop: 12 pack Diet, 12-pack Regular, 2 Cases of Water
Kroll:             Case of Corn, 2 lbs of butter
Rob Z:          16 Hot Dogs, buns, condiments, Giardinaire, onions, Green Peppers
Volunteers:    Desert

(Left) The meaningless trophy was first presented to Mike "The Czar) Presecky in 2003 when he took over leading the Duffers. Each year, names have been added.

2 Years ago

We had more women show up 2 Years ago

We had an expanded grill 2 years ago

I'm happy that Harvey returned the KKAward  early this year.

Jeff and Abbey were busy opening baby gifts.

My ladies and grandson had an excuse for missing the picnic.

These girls kept Tweedy busy this summer

Luke had time to do a little fishing this summer

Year Round Fun at the Vault on Wednesdays at 1:00

I have been bringing in items and newsletters to stimulate aging brains. This week I brought in a 17 year old copy of the Sun that had Frank and me on the cover of an issue that featured a 3 page story about the Duffers. I also brought my meaningless trophy that featured the Horses Butt. 

The original King's Meaningless Trophy was given to him at the 1982 picnic. Each year names were added until it was retired with the King in 2003.

 

(Above Left to Right) The King, The Doc, Brinks and Slimedog. We just lost Slimedog when he moved to Ohio.

We even have fun when we go to the Duffer Dentist. Dr. "Novocaine" Suchy and his wife Dawn are always happy to see us

Lisle High School Golf Outing

The Czar's Lisle High School graduating class

White Sox Cookout

Braille Goal Tending

Did you ever hit Stump with a screen shot and hear his reply when you yell, “You never saw it!”  He laughs and says, “I didn't have to, you hit me!”
Here is a reprint from a pre computer, 1978 Duffer News, when Stump was a twig.

Dear Duffer Advisor,
 I hear rumors that Stump and Slime Dog are going to open up a goalie school using the Braille Method of goaltending.  Please tell me, what in the world is Braille Goaltending?
  Dilated Duffer

Dear Dilated,
 The Braille method of goaltending was named after Louis Braille (1852) teacher of the blind.  Braille goaltending was developed exclusively by Slime Dog and Stump under very controlled conditions.  Normally, vision is a very important part of goaltending.  Duffer goalies have had to adapt, because Duffer defensemen always back their 4 foot high rear ends into the 4 foot high goalies. thus removing all of the advantages of vision.  Their nasal passages are also rendered inoperative, so all they have left is hearing, touch and taste.  They listen for the slap of wood against rubber, flinch and wait for the feel or taste of the puck.  Once this happens, they must react quickly to try to grab the rebound before one of those lecherous forwards bangs it in.  Braille goaltending usually fails after 3 rebounds.
 
 
 
 
 

 

Top Ten Reasons to go to Toronto:

  • Uncle Bob will make his first appearance since he left town.
  • The King will come out of retirement
  • Rumor has it that Papa Joe has accumulated enough points for a road trip. Dee gives him 5 points for staying home on Friday nights, he now has several hundred. He is trying to see if his frequent flyer miles will help him reduce the bus fair.
  • Heineken Light will test market it's new product on our 8 hour bus trip.
  • 8 hours of laughter on the trip out
  • 8 hours of sleep on the way home
  • You get a break from your wife or Significant other
  • Your wife or Significant other gets a much needed break from you
  • You can write off the trip as a medical expense*
  • Watching Thor go 16 hours without a smoke, Priceless
  • Here is another reason to come to Toronto.
     
    11.  To officially see Canadian "Peelers" at the Canadian Ballet!!!!!
     
    Take care,
     
    Perry



* Dr. Andrew Weil has a book, 8 weeks to Optimum Health. In his book, he outlines a program that will help you achieve optimum health. Here is his program.
Take a break from watching the news. TV news is a depressant. No Duffer has ever watched the news on a road trip.
Get away from depressing people, try to spend time with people that make you laugh. Where else can you go to church and see a guy come out with toilet paper flowing out of his butt? (That happened on our last 8 hour bus trip to Hayward when we picked up Papa Joe, Brinks and Muzzy from Sunday Mass. The small town people were amazed to see a huge luxury coach outside of their church. )
Go to a Hot Tub and sweat. We spent many hours in the Hot Tubs in Hayward, Detroit, Columbus and Green Bay.
Go for a 25 minute walk Harvey's shopping expeditions more than fulfill that requirement.
Exercise sensibly then take in plenty of fluids. We played two fast paced hockey games and took in plenty of fluids.
Have some garlic and olive oil. If you ever went to a team dinner, you know that the Bagh Wan's (The King) choice of restaurant will give you plenty of garlic and olive oil.
We should be able to write off road trips as a health expense.
 
Duffers make The cover of the Sun 

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