Wags Hockey Tales for June 4, 2015

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	06/04/2015 ****View this online at: http://www.lopatka.net/Wags75 **** Volume 6, Issue 3


	Two Goals in Ten seconds!


	May 28, 2015. Angry Pirates Vs. Wags Wags 8, Angry Pirates 7. Besides dealing with Angry Pirates, Wags had to deal with angry referees. They recorded 17 goals and only awarded 1 assist and that was to the AP's 3rd goal. I sent out an e-mail plea for help and Ana DiDonna-DeMaria replied quickly to remind me that Jason helped his brother Ryan "Bara" Kuta score. I remembered my son Dan blasting an ice hugger that Roadrunner Jay redirected over the goalie's shoulder into the 3 hole. That is all I remember, so I'll have to go with a semi-true report. It only took the Angry Pirates 104 seconds to take a 1 goal lead when Laslo blasted a high hard one into Ed's


	Great food, thanks to Ed.


	4 hole. Matt "The Swatter" Swastec tied it up 2 minutes later with assists by "I can't remember" and "I don't know". It may have been Tony The Tiger Letto, he is always on the score sheet. Half way through the first period, #17 beat Ed through the 5 hole. (#17 had a GF in the stands that was so happy to see another female at the game, so she followed Anna everywhere. If Anna was not there, the poor girl would have had to put up with me and my stories.) Just one minute later, Torry "Snuffy" Snick took a pass from "What's his name" and blew a one timer through the Angry goalie's 7 hole to finish the scoring in the 1st period. The second period belonged to Wags as Ed "The Wall" Waghorn closed all of his holes and watched his team score 3 goals in a 68 second span! Jay "The Roadrunner DeMaria tucked a puck in the 1 hole at 11:49 the assist went to "it escapes me". Garry "The Inhibiter" Hibler followed Jay's goal with a blast over the Pirate's blocker as Kyle "Killer " Sandowski was screening the goalie like Andrew Shaw. Jay scored again at 10:41 when he redirected Dan "The Man" Lopatka's blast. Wags took a comfortable 5-2 lead into the third period. The Angry Pirates came out with 3 quick goals and tied the score with 8:28 left to play. Snuffy Snick got the lead back a minute later when he one timed a pass from Kevin "Smooth as" Glass. Then it happened, an incest goal was scored when John Waghorn stick handled adroitly in front of his own net and lost control of the puck. He scored an unassisted goal on his Dad! Both teams were laughing. The Laughing Pirates scored with 4:35 left in the game and it looked bad for the Wags until Jack Iandoli took a pass from Tom "t&a" Ambrosia and tied it with 11 seconds on the board. 10 seconds later, the Kutas teamed up for the game winner with 1.8

seconds left!
The Pirate Goalie was credited with 39 saves and Ed "The Wall" Waghorn made 25 saves with several break away stops. .E-mail me to get on the Wags list:

g.lopatka@comcast.net.

May 28, 2015 Highlights:

Ryan Kuta: 1 Goal, 1 assist

Jason Kuta: 1 assist
Dan Lopatka: 1 Assist
Jay DeMaria: 2 Goals, 1 Assist
Jack Iandoli: 1 Goal, 1 assist
Matt Swastec: 1 Goal, 1 assist
Garry Hibbler: 1 Goal
Torry Snick: 2 Goals, 1 assist

Ed not only picked up a win, but he provided a great cook out meal.	Wags veteran stellar Defensemen Gary and Tony.


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