Miller Does His Magic!


November 2nd

Beer nuts was quick to complain that the Blues only had 5 meaningful players, but then again, Beer-Nuts is quick to complain about everything. He even complains that his name doesn’t appear in the Duffer News more often. He knows all he has to do to get his name in the Duffer News is pour Beak a beer at Platos, but he complained about that because it cost him $15.00 to go to Platos, he even complained about the chicken wings!  (Yea, the ones Klinger loves.)

The Peace making King made a suggestion that we move to Bono's so that the cost of getting your name in the Duffer News could be reduced.  Now you can buy Beak a beer for only $3.00.  My son liked the new place because he and his sons ate and drank for under $7.00.  It cost me $23 for a Beef Combo and a round of beers.

Thanks to Tom Morgan for a great article last week, but he couldn't make it 2 weeks in a row, as he broke his toe at home on a slippery floor. His wife told him to be careful because the floor was just waxed.  Tom said, "Who are you talking to?  I'm a hockey player."  Then he slipped and broke his toe.  That story is hard to believe.  Here is what I think happened.  Tommy went home last week after scoring and tried to celebrate with a swan dive off of the dresser, and he didn't heed the warning from the Duffer Advisor, published in a 1980s Duffer news. 
The warnings, as they appeared in that early publication, published at Pawnee Motors.

1. Take off your skates.
2. If you open drawers to climb up on the dresser, make sure you close the top drawer.
3. Do not attempt the Dresser Swan Dive if you have a canopy bed, unless you hook your heels on top of the canopy and do a one and a half gainer.

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