Whites 2, Reds 1
The Whites were loaded with 7 meaningful players, Knarf, Klinger, Brinks, Fruit Cake, Magoo, Thor and T.O. (Tom O'Connor), while the Reds only

had Beak representing the old guys.  Piggy Bank set up his Dad (Brinks) for and early goal and Magoo added another to give the Whites a 2-0 lead late in the second period.  Stump made some unbelievable saves to keep his team on top.  He made 2 great saves on Beak when he stacked the pads to block the first shot, then he picked off the rebound a fraction of a second later.  His best save came when Beak fired a shot at the open net.  Stump flicked the paddle out and deflected it away!  Beak did manage to sneak one past Stump in the third period when he batted at a pass from his grandson Jeff.  Rob got his stick on it first, but Beak poked Rob's and caused the puck to flip into the net. That ended the meaningful scoring and gave Stump and the Whites a 2-1 Meaningful win.  The problem with having 7 Meaningful players is you only have 3 guys that can fly.  Rob, Art and Rich Storm had their hands full trying to contain the younger, speedier Reds.  Jeff, (Hat Trick) AJ, Tommy Z, Mini Wheezer, Johnny Z, Beavis and Butt Head were able to give the Reds an easy 10-4 Meaningless win.  The scariest moment came when Art cranked up a bad angle slap shot that hit his team mate T.O. right in the knee.  Tom staggered to the corner and collapsed like his leg was shot off. Tweedy, who was the goalie wants to thank Tom for taking one for him. 
Baseball Season  A group of Duffer Sox fans and Cub fans skipped out of work and gathered at TZ's house.  The Opening Day games were so bad, that Hacksaw convinced Tommy to put on a soccer game.  Tommy found a game in the listings, only to find out that he was not authorized to watch that channel.  A true American, has parental controls put on his TV, so that his 2 year old daughter will not be allowed to watch soccer players running around in shorts, faking injuries. 
Anchorage Duffers: I had the pleasure of watching a young Duffer game in Anchorage, Alaska last week. SOD, Brian Kraft has assembled a group of young Duffers that play like crazy without a referee. Brian is the King and he has a commissioner, just like we did 30 years ago. They were a lot faster than we were at that age. There were no beginners out there. They like to have some beer after the game.

Beak and Brian enjoy a beer after the game in Anchorage Akaska.